(Updated 20 Sep 05)

Hosted by Senator Ted

The Proposed Bill:

Now here behind me lies a bill that would <hic> allow Canada and Mexico the elusive right to legalitmally allow passage of presciption drugs into the United States with certain restrictions which I porpoise <burp> propose should require...

...well, with <hruumph> so many crossings of borders, I have gotten several solutions to my enema..no...<hic> dilemma...

...that all medical marijuana should come from Mexico...that's where they grow the good stuff. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

...that I get a little sniff of all the incoming blow just to be sure it's quality stuff... (tpanner@inorbit.com)

...all prescriptions coming from Mexico must include a free pack of Chicklets.... Additionally all prescriptions coming from Canada must include... ah hell... what do they have up there that we want.... uh some free bacon or whatever.... (hic) (holtbolt@comcast.net)

...that each prescription drug shipment include with it a smallish character that can be beaten with a stick - Mexico to provide a Pinata and Canada to provide a Frenchman. (razcactus@netzero.com)

...Esther er, Ethel to use first, to make sure they're safe. (lacee7700@aol.com)

...that all attractive females crossing the border be subject to careful body cavity searches by highly qualified personnel. Like me. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com) Ebay has those cool pretend OBGYN kits..I just hung my shingle out.

...that they keep their fu**ing spam OUT of my e-mail from now on! (LouMizzou@yahoo.com) They are just annoying Canadians, eh? Ew..look! There is there's a boot on the lake!

...all participating drug manufacturers send me a party sampler of pain killers for my next party in Cape Cod. Please include a hearty sample of the light yellow ones, as they are my favorite right after the green M&M's. (manpretty@gmail.com)

And now...for That's a mighty tasty looking sandwich..oh.. yes..the bill of wrong is:

...that anything suspected as being tainted be tested by the tight-assed Senators across the aisle. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)