(updated 10 Jan 03)


The townspeople had thought they were done for until help arrived from an unexpected source. As they waved good-bye to the departing crowd of heroes, they clutched the silver bullets left by the helpful strangers to their bosoms. They would be forever grateful to the Clone Ranger. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)

Having a clone made of myself seemed like a good idea at the time; narcissism aside, I'd be guaranteed to have someone endlessly fascinated with me, not to mention the spare parts. But there are those who keep badgering me about the moral, legal and ethical implications. If only I would shut up. (MooseSpeak@aol.com)

Every one had been on their best behavior for the Clone Family Reunion and all were pleased. That is, until the upended tables and food tossing through the air let us know that the "black sheep" of the family had arrived. There was just no reasoning with a drunken Cy Clone. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

Five identical Bozos simultaneously walk into a doctor's office. The nurse can't believe what she is seeing, but she duly reports this bizarre occurrence to her boss. After a moment's consultation, she smilingly looks up at the group and declares, "Dr. Sondheim says to send in the clones." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The newborn sheep should have looked exactly like every other one, especially since it was the world's first living clone, but it was obvious at a glance that this one was special. Its eyes were filled with the wise serenity that comes from enlightenment and meditation, contrasting strongly with the growth of a truly surreally huge woolen handlebar moustache over its upper lip. Science had entered a whole new era with the birth of the Dali Lamb-a. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)

Some years ago, when Macaulay Culkin became an adult, Hollywood studios lost their greatest child star. They immediately set their plan into action. Macaulay's new movie sequel open's in January.."Home A Clone". (Internutt9@aol.com)

Sara couldn't tell Tom from his clone. She decided to make love to one of them when the other went to the restroom. She figured it was up to Tom to decide whether he was coming or going. (SMiller234@earthlink.net)

People were appalled at the latest merger of science, biological technology, and entertainment. It was decried as not only a travesty against nature but as overblown and tacky as well but none of that mattered to Leah. She had her tickets and the hell with the critics--she was going to see Cher and Cher Alike. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)