Now, we don't have a name for this double-up contest, so we would appreciate it if you could help us out. If we choose your contest name, we will give you 25 RA, and, what the heck, we'll even throw in an origami for your troubles. Please send both your entries to the contest and your proposed contest names via this link. Hopefully you will enjoy this contest...I really hate to see DeFUNitions go, but it had a long run, and will come back one day.
Well...we are still up in the air on the naming of this contest - we have a couple we like...but thought we just might use the services of the Bravenet people and put it up for a vote. We'll get around to doing that sometime here in the next few days...so we'd appreciate your help to let us which one you like best.
You might be an overexposed celebrity if...
(Topic suggested by email@example.com)
...your A&E Biography, E! True Hollywood Story, and VH1 Behind the Music are all on at the same time (MrglsJon@aol.com)
...your clothing line is being sold at K-Mart (sorry Thalia!). (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...you're buck naked, whacked out on drugs, and pull up to the Oscars in a dog sled, and no one takes your picture. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)
...you're Whoopie's heir to the center square. (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)
...the National Enquirer has stated you are "At DEATH'S DOOR" more than once. (email@example.com) Where would Elizabeth Taylor be without this one?
"Hey, what do I have to do here to get some attention? Lock myself in a glass box over the Thames with a hotel heiress, an underage boy, and a bottle of Oxycontin?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...you never even really campaigned and still ended up as Governor. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)
...your name becomes a verb. "Frank's going out with a 17 year old! He's so Michael Jacksoning it." (email@example.com)
...your family keeps in touch with you by watching the E! channel. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...you're on the A list for Oscar parties and the only thing you've ever appeared in is a nightclub. (email@example.com) Ah...let's all hearken back to the days of Studio 54.
...everybody knows what products you endorse, but nobody knows what you did before you made a living endorsing products. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...you get more publicity from your DUI charge than you did in your last movie. (email@example.com)
...Michael Jackson sends you a thank you letter for taking the heat off. (firstname.lastname@example.org) So does Bush.
...more people have watched your sex tape than your latest movie. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
...paparazzi won't take your picture unless you "kick in" for film this time. (email@example.com)
...phrase 'I was in a Hilton last night' no longer refers to a hotel stay. (firstname.lastname@example.org) If this sounds familiar, I just wanted to let you know this was sent in to us back on 2 Dec...so technically, you heard it here first. :)
...Internet sites don't carry your head on someone else's body any more. (email@example.com)
...you have more body guards than fans. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So THAT'S what happened to Joan Collins...
...your publicist says there's no one left to sleep with. (email@example.com)