(updated 11 Mar 03)
That annoying sound you hear while your dial-up modem connects. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
What a dog does on your leg. (email@example.com)
Apple flavored lasagna. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Oh, yummy.
That nap you want to take after a big plate of Lasagna. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net; email@example.com)
The new, lasagna-flavored, iced drink at Starbucks. (firstname.lastname@example.org; Pootybrew@earthlink.net) Even yummier...ugh.
Technical term for what happens to the knees of primates as they age. (email@example.com)
What a southerner calls putting their feet up for a rest. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Postponing the inevitably of a nap by a 3-year-old, thus making them more uncontrollable and unruly than usual. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
A new $12 coffee-flavored drink at Starbucks that combines a frappe with a 30 minute wait. (email@example.com)
The art of lagging behind when you go somewhere with your parents so nobody will know you are with them. (firstname.lastname@example.org) There's an art to that? I thought that was instinct.
What a redneck auto mechanic uses to keep his wheels on. (Jjambra@aol.com)
A condition in which those little snoozes keep occurring later in the day. (HerzogVon@aoil.com)
Oh, that's just the recycled air from the flight depriving your brain of oxygen...
The coma-type nap you take when jet lagged. (Aliciavpromos@aol.com)