(updated 11 Oct 05)


Hosted by Jankath

The time has come for DeFUNitions to be replaced by a whole other contest (we try to do this here in this slot once every three or so months)...so all those of you who have waited for this day...the time is near.  To all you who loved DeFUNitions...well, this gives you the opportunity to be very annoyed with us. What we want you to do is let us know which contest you want to see replace this one. We have done quite a few in the past...so we have quite a few to fall back on...or feel free to come up with a whole new contest you'd like to see Jankath host. Now I realize some of you are new to HMO and do not have any idea what some of the others were...so I have put up links to the past Rotating Contest archives (located below) so you can rummage thru them. Please send in your suggestions or votes as you would an entry via the entry link below.

The word for the mixed emotion you feel when "your" horse crosses the finish line, until you realize you bet on the wrong one.
(Suggested by AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Call me crazy, but these are too great to keep to myself...

First, from the prolific-terrific mind of Airfarcewon@aol.com:

Sorrelful, Doughbegoned, Downscast, Finishdiminished, Dispursed, Disaddleisfaction, Downshearted, Dishorsened, Whoaful, Reinydayed, Whoabegone, Gluemy, Naggravation.

And from the always excelling maxcel200@aol.com:

Joyusbutnotfurlong, Giddyupndown, Dailydoubletake, Handicrappingout.

Knucklebangitis. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Sucks-retariat. (cdmauger@aol.com)

The Seattle Screw. (cdmauger@aol.com)

Equus-Anticlimactus. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Parimutualadmiration. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Whorsufahnutherkolor. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Justanotherblondemoment. (SunnieSparklez@aol.com)

Regretabet. (tainsam@aol.com)

Ohyeahbabycrapnonooimsuchaloser. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Yayodamn. (manpretty@gmail.com)

Moronapause. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Yippee-i-o-$hit! (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Lackajubiliation. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Euforifrikinponia. (nstn@statefarm.com)

Naglexia. (toohip4rm@aol.com)

Phantom Equieuphora. (stan@squidworks.com)

Billapaymentsinteruptus. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Double winners cause I just couldn't decide (I know. Cad will take those extra points outa my pay):

Premature ejockeylation (astae@paonline.com)

...and...

Premature Trackelation (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)