(updated 11 Sep 05)

Hosted by Jankath

The word for how all the intellectual-type TV channels (TLC, Discovery, A&E) have all but totally switched format from documentaries to reality-based programming, such as Monster Garage, Trading Spaces, What Not To Wear, etc.
(Suggested by Cadeaux)

Theory of Realitivity (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Classtration (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Telamoronification (fparsons@yahoo.com)

NoresearchnoproductioncostsTV (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Selloutsosoonus (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Suckumentary format (nstn@statefarm.com)

Dumbdownalotofus (stan@squidworks.com) I'm not sure some of us can go much lower without devolving back to amoebas...amoeboe?....See, it's already happened.

Boredfokswillwachanething (richdiandkids@optonline.net) Thus, the popularity of the TV Guide Channel.

Ifucantbeetemkopyem (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Lowestcommondenomrating (manpretty@gmail.com)

Advertainmentopia (jbray4@adelphia.net)

Dipshitelevision (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Disenfactuation (strontium901@juno.com)

Brainodraino (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Panderingtothemassessism (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Dumorphosis (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Goodtvgonetohellinahandbasketudiness (bjjtoff@tds.net)

Dishonorable Mention (Sounds like they REALLY gotta go):

Idunnowhatitisbutigottawinthattribaltissueholderformytribalbathroomsopickthisoneok (jsalava@charter.net)

I've "survived" this long having carefully avoided exposure to reality shows. Hell, I have more reality than I can face just paying the Exxon bill:

Bitchslappusmyintellectus (thedraugr@yahoo.com)