(updated 12 Apr 03)

Natatorial

When Nat is protective of his territory. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

"Of course I'm a natatorial blonde!" (BRE727@aol.com)

The name for one of those courses on giving birth. (ariesclr@netscape.net)

What Playboy calls its new girls of Sha Na Na pictorial. (samuraikc2002@aol.com) The old girls are known as the "Bow-wow-wow-ser" issue.

"Not-a-tutorial": A step by step instruction manual so complex that you need a Ph.D. in astrophysics or molecular engineering to understand. (madavis62@alltel.net)

George W's word for "National". (StanYan1@aol.com)

Mindy Cohn from "The Facts of Life" running for the Senate. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Not to be confused with Fred Grandy's "Gophertorial".

An educational seminar for men who have "nat-a-chance" of getting laid. (mcgodl@aol.com)

What you are when you are not a Tori Spelling fan. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

A sex manual. "If it's so damn natural, how come we need lessons?" (SSJskittle@aol.com)

Everything you wanted to know about Nat King Cole, Natalie Wood, Nat Turner, and Nathan Hale. (pec@gis.net)

Remarks made by Nat on the facts of life TV series. (kallierat101@earthlink.net)

The practice of swimming and reading the morning paper at the same time. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

An editorial in National Geographic. (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

A book of guidelines on dealing with those tiny insects that fly around in the summer. (pec@gis.net)

When examining a supposed antique shown to you by a scam artist: "It's not at all real." (kotus@acninc.net)

An editorial that refutes a previous editorial. (Little Known Fact: the origin of both "editorial" and "natatorial" can be traced to Eddie and Nate Tory, twin brothers who worked for rival English newspapers.) (TerriKlein@aol.com)

Interactive musical program allowing anyone to sing just like Nat King Cole. (kamasushi@aol.com)

In other words a book entitled "NATO for Dummies", but what a smart person would call it..... (Jasmine640@aol.com)

The art of learning what the hell Natalie Portman is talking about in the new Star Wars film. (Oldnvyaf@aol.com) Just her?? I was totally lost after the Jar-Jar episode.

What the Spanish speaking hooker said after she just got her wisdom teeth removed..."Nada to Oral." (tom_hanrahan@yahoo.com)

A tutorial in goNAds and TaTa's. (sintilla7@aol.com)

Lecture # 107 from your parents that began: "Nata-chance in hell you're going there, blah blah...." (trlymurph@aol.com)

He feels compelled to orally tell this to anyone who listens...kinda like "Hell meets Fahrenheit 451"...

When an old guy named Nathan tells you his life story over, and over, and over again. (yellomonkeez@aol.com)