(updated 12 Mar 07)

Drek provided by Cad and Bucko

(Suggested by NITRTAMXXX@aol.com)

Scratching your scrotum in public. i.e., "John always seems to scrobiculate while he waits for the bus". (Eleman8859@aol.com; Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Having the ability to eat 20 jalapeno peppers and then blow smoke rings out your anus. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Unexplained compulsion to bite cleaning implements, such as a scrub brush. (AuntShecky711@aol.com) Cad does this a lot; her language is certainly much cleaner than mine. Oh, right...you've talked to me on the phone...you know one of my fav words as of late...plus, I think this qualifies as the first entry we got that didn't mention "scrotum".

The art of sniffing ladies undergarments. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

You know how women always say a man's brain is in his balls, well this term describes when those balls are able to clearly express themselves. (skibip@aol.com) And when they are very clear, we call those "crystal balls".

The act of an irate woman turning a man's scrotum inside-out, liquefying his testes in the process. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com) Man, you guys are in a violent mood....

A command given to submissive wimps to lick their own protein off my good leather. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

A term the gynecologist says just to make you clamp the speculum shut. Then he laughs. (tainsam@aol.com) Prithee explain to me, Cad, what he thinks is so damn funny. I'm still wondering how she clamps the speculum shut...ain't no Kegel exercises THAT powerful...or at least SHOULDN'T be.

When you scrub all major important places prior to have a wild sex party. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

To recalculate the number of scrotums? (timamod@aol.com)

Something I'm pretty sure my boyfriend did the first time we ever had sex. (tainsam@aol.com) If you're not sure, he didn't. Or, he just sucks at it.

Performing an emergency vasectomy with a disposable ballpoint pen. (williemelmoth@aol.com) When the hell is it an emergency? When you are playing "be the speculum" with tainsam?

A sleep walking sickness of a sort when you continually sign your name on your balls. (humorbear@aol.com)

The act of figuring out how to get as many points as possible, with putting down as few tiles as possible in a game of Scrabble. (ALazyWhiteBoy@aol.com) Okay...what is that...a whopping TWO entries that didn't have the word "scrotum" in them?...Which is kinda ironic given the fact that there are two...oh, never mind.

The term for those guys who play with their testicles while masturbating. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com) Uh...um...that term would be "every guy", wouldn't it?

The shifting motion men make with their hips while mountain biking. (SingleMingleNYC@aol.com)

The dimpled appearance associated with goosebumps and raised hair follicles that a man's testicles get when chilled too quickly, for whatever reason. Sometimes attributed to nipples, also, of both genders. (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Uh, yeah...um...um...nice visual - thanks...even my Martini's not able to erase this...I hope you're happy.

The art of scrolling through pornographic web sites with your mate without bias towards articulating positions. (ubinrude@peoplepc.com) Yes, I know what you're thinking...that makes THREE...but trust me, there was scrotum involved somehow.

To accidentally puncture the scrotum with a ballpoint pen. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net; cdmauger@aol.com)

A rarely used medical term for the small particles of who-knows-what where the penis meets the scrotum. (rulaffin@gmail.com) I hope you're happy, too. That's TWO Martini's now.

The residual soreness in your scrotum after bicycling. (stan@squidworks.com) Stan, I told you before: try using a seat on that post.

The little bit of ejaculate that never seems to get released at the right moment. It's what's left... that kinda oozes out... oh, never mind. (rulaffin@gmail.com) Make that THREE!

The back and forth motion made by the act of washing one's testicles. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Even more impressively, it was shoved in point-first...

To perform calligraphy with a ballpoint pen shoved up a penis. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

As opposed to that "wanted" hair??...

The act of removing unwanted hair from one's testicles with a certain brand of lighter. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)