What?? No Love Boat entries at all? Geez...I know I'm not older than ALL of you...and don't pretend you've never watched an episode...I don't buy that one.
Prehistoric duct tape. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
The ungodly offspring of the crossbred mastodon and gopher. (email@example.com) This? Just way too easy. Try again.
What the Elephant Man says when asking for a knife and fork. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The ancient Greek term for picking the nose. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
The word for someone who derives pleasure from walking and chewing gum at the same time. (email@example.com) Good for him! 'Cause nobody else is impressed.
Catholic services at the University of Minnesota (Go Golden Gophers). (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It is the process of eating a rodent while trying to catch the 8:20 to Queens. (email@example.com)
A new rodent-type anime character with large buck teeth whose super powers are limited to burrowing holes in golf courses. (firstname.lastname@example.org) You know...the sad thing is...this guy probably exists.
Someone who compulsively chews on gophers. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
The expression on my face in the morning before I've had my fourth cup of coffee :) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
Bite marks left on the thighs by an over-enthusiastic lover. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com) I'm sorry, already! How was I to know my teeth would cut through the leather?
What teenage gophers do when they're alone in their bedroom late at night. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
An annoying rodent that runs up and down the rigging of a sailing ship. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
What the order taker at the local Mexican food take out place yells out to the short order cooks when Anne calls back to add more to her order. (email@example.com) ....which frequently leads to....
A mouthful of non-American food that suddenly bursts into flame. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Lesson: Do NOT order the "Tigos Grandes" at Pheugo Phil's.
One who follows the religion led by a mutant mastodon-gopher. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Martian song often requested on the red planet's airways: "Play Mastigorphan for me." (email@example.com)
One less than a mastigophiven. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com) You should be whipped for this one.
A huge probe used by veterinarians on large animals. (Usually only once). (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
A game cavemen played with their pet Mastodon to keep them out of the cave. i.e. Kinda like snipe hunting or a wild goose chase. (firstname.lastname@example.org) The Flintstones, right?
A sharp, upright pole on which you skewer rodents who are ruining your lawn. (email@example.com; NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
Condition of a large-headed hunting dog characterized by an urgent need to be taken out of doors for micturitional relief. (AuntShecky711@aol.com) MICTURITIONAL?? DAMMIT!! We were going to use that as the next word. Geez, you piss me off....
The process of how some rodents allegedly become blind. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I have a dozen "That's no mole, that's-" lines, & Cad won't let me use ANY of them...
That peculiar-looking mole on Britney Spears' bare-assed vagina. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
Okay...well, this COULD be a Love Boat entry when I really think about it...I know I'd have enjoyed this episode...
A feeling of euphoria followed by an uncontrollable urge to run a dead gopher up a flagpole. (email@example.com)