(updated 16 Jul 05)

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If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious... (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

The honorary degree given for the ability to identify buses at great distances. (initatibus?) (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

As opposed to the Short Bus, this is the long bus that the super intellegencia get to ride. (gromitopia@yahoo.com, Cantw82paint@aol.com)

The actual first name of that famous sci-fi novelist, H.G.Wells. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Most N.Y. cab drivers have an honorificabilitudinitatibus demeanor. You can't trust 'em, their cabs always have a very 'ifi' odor that makes me ill, they have horrible attitudes, with way too many tattoos. And THAT'S why I take the bus! (BRE727@aol.com) My advice? Prozac. And hurry.

It's the bus taken to the National Honor Student Spelling Bee Contest. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

A degree given to Bill Cosby. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

No, no-- Honor, Fica, and Billy Tudinitatibus were the kids who lived over on Second Street. Honora FEELEY was the girl who sat behind you in second grade at St. Patrick's. (AuntShecky711@aol.com) And to think you promised her that nobody would ever know.

It's a Shakespearean Anagram of Pam Anderson "Hi! Fabulous tit in idiotic brain." (richdiandkids@optonline.net) Well, no - if she kept them there, she'd just be a secretary in Peoria.

Pussy Galore trying to say her real name after a massive stroke. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Honorificabilitudinitatibus: A one-word sentence used for disciplinary measures by the famous Greek Philosopher Socrates, meaning 'I will not call my teacher a Gyro-headed Pratt'." (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

That ringing in your ears that comes from being repeatedly mentioned on HMO. (HerzogVon@aol.com) She says it's from the martinis.

Checking all the facts by the "Us" Senate before granting an "Honor of Contributor" to their dubious "Thank You Fund." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Public transportation for that wacky time-traveling Latin aficionado Honorificabilitudinitati. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

The original name used in court to refer to the judge. In 700 AD it was shortened to "Your Honor." (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

That trauma you feel when you open the toilet door...and someone else is honor.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Oh, that somebody would just throw money:

The award a school bus driver gets for putting up with 30 years of spit wads. (Mistahtom@aol.com)