If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious... (email@example.com)
The honorary degree given for the ability to identify buses at great distances. (initatibus?) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
As opposed to the Short Bus, this is the long bus that the super intellegencia get to ride. (email@example.com, Cantw82paint@aol.com)
The actual first name of that famous sci-fi novelist, H.G.Wells. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Most N.Y. cab drivers have an honorificabilitudinitatibus demeanor. You can't trust 'em, their cabs always have a very 'ifi' odor that makes me ill, they have horrible attitudes, with way too many tattoos. And THAT'S why I take the bus! (BRE727@aol.com) My advice? Prozac. And hurry.
It's the bus taken to the National Honor Student Spelling Bee Contest. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A degree given to Bill Cosby. (email@example.com)
No, no-- Honor, Fica, and Billy Tudinitatibus were the kids who lived over on Second Street. Honora FEELEY was the girl who sat behind you in second grade at St. Patrick's. (AuntShecky711@aol.com) And to think you promised her that nobody would ever know.
It's a Shakespearean Anagram of Pam Anderson "Hi! Fabulous tit in idiotic brain." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well, no - if she kept them there, she'd just be a secretary in Peoria.
Pussy Galore trying to say her real name after a massive stroke. (email@example.com)
"Honorificabilitudinitatibus: A one-word sentence used for disciplinary measures by the famous Greek Philosopher Socrates, meaning 'I will not call my teacher a Gyro-headed Pratt'." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
That ringing in your ears that comes from being repeatedly mentioned on HMO. (HerzogVon@aol.com) She says it's from the martinis.
Checking all the facts by the "Us" Senate before granting an "Honor of Contributor" to their dubious "Thank You Fund." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)
Public transportation for that wacky time-traveling Latin aficionado Honorificabilitudinitati. (email@example.com)
The original name used in court to refer to the judge. In 700 AD it was shortened to "Your Honor." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
That trauma you feel when you open the toilet door...and someone else is honor.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Oh, that somebody would just throw money:
The award a school bus driver gets for putting up with 30 years of spit wads. (Mistahtom@aol.com)