The word for fantasizing during sex that your lover is someone else.
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Cad & I only overlapped on four picks this time. Proving once again that- well, I'm not sure what it proves, but it must be something good about me. ;) Hey, it's supposed to be about me...always me. That's the rule...I'm female. :)
Fabrifuck (email@example.com) Also, a term for cross-dressing; right, Bear?
Desistarisbetta (firstname.lastname@example.org) Always marry a twin; that way, you have an alibi for this one.
Lorettaswitch (email@example.com) Uhhh...uhhhh...um...she's gotta be like 70...but hey, to each his own. I'd make some comment about "Where are her hot lips NOW?", but I have to go throw up....
Memorsex (firstname.lastname@example.org) Let's just hope the ones you fantasize about are "live". What if he can't tell the difference? Don't be silly, that would mean I 've slept with him. Ummm...nevermind.
Laydreaming (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org) For those dull moments at the office, when you're bored with the whole secretarial pool and those guys in accounting.
Impostitution (email@example.com) Hookers are always a "stand-in" (or whatever the position). Think about what that does to their self-esteem.
Neighborgasmic (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com) Not where I live, honey...they're all about as old as...well, ldolphin's fantasy girl. Yeah? What about you & your crush on Bob Barker? It's Craig Ferguson and Peter Gabriel...get it right...can I help it if their combined ages total Barker's?
You're once...twice...three times a lady...
Mirage-a-trois (firstname.lastname@example.org) Great! Sex with two women who aren't there.
So simple, and yet such a complex (Norman Bates had it dead to rights)...
For some sickos, it's "mommification". (email@example.com)
And if you've felt you've imagined doing it before...would that be deja view?...