(updated 19 Feb 07)


Drek provided by Cad and Bucko

The word for fantasizing during sex that your lover is someone else.

Normal (luganrn77@yahoo.com; guitartexn@aol.com)

SexShebitchinism (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Cad & I only overlapped on four picks this time. Proving once again that- well, I'm not sure what it proves, but it must be something good about me. ;) Hey, it's supposed to be about me...always me. That's the rule...I'm female. :)

Fornimentalvacation (maxcel200@aol.com)

Fabrifuck (humorbear@aol.com) Also, a term for cross-dressing; right, Bear?

Counterfetishing (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Divorcializing (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

Desistarisbetta (vinyllover45@yahoo.com) Always marry a twin; that way, you have an alibi for this one.

Wifendectomy (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Porntactrophy (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Himiliation (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Lorettaswitch (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Uhhh...uhhhh...um...she's gotta be like 70...but hey, to each his own. I'd make some comment about "Where are her hot lips NOW?", but I have to go throw up....

Alteroticism (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Demimooregasm (maxcel200@aol.com)

Memorsex (humorbear@aol.com) Let's just hope the ones you fantasize about are "live". What if he can't tell the difference? Don't be silly, that would mean I 've slept with him. Ummm...nevermind.

Sinulation (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Laydreaming (humorbear@aol.com; razcactus@earthlink.net) For those dull moments at the office, when you're bored with the whole secretarial pool and those guys in accounting.

Imaginookie (murdoctor@aol.com)

Fibido (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Projerection (tainsam@aol.com)

Impostitution (littlebowser@sisna.com) Hookers are always a "stand-in" (or whatever the position). Think about what that does to their self-esteem.

Transupplantiation (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Ignorgasmic (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Neighborgasmic (maxcel200@aol.com; stan@squidworks.com) Not where I live, honey...they're all about as old as...well, ldolphin's fantasy girl. Yeah? What about you & your crush on Bob Barker? It's Craig Ferguson and Peter Gabriel...get it right...can I help it if their combined ages total Barker's?

CarmenElectrifying (Phaartking@yahoo.com)

You're once...twice...three times a lady...

Imagine-a-trois (tphyll@aol.com)

Mirage-a-trois (cdmauger@aol.com) Great! Sex with two women who aren't there.

Phallusinating (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

imANGELINAtion (williemelmoth@aol.com)

So simple, and yet such a complex (Norman Bates had it dead to rights)...

For some sickos, it's "mommification". (strontium901@juno.com)

And if you've felt you've imagined doing it before...would that be deja view?...

Faux-nication (cdmauger@aol.com)