(updated 20 Mar 03)

Vicissitude
(Suggested by Jokerzgirl77@aol.com)

They finally discovered Victoria's secret when the president blurted out while drunk..."Vic is a dude". (tom_hanrahan@yahoo.com)

The new name for Vichyssoise if congress gets its way. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The mode a boa constrictor is in right before he strikes. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Synthetic motor oil that thinks it's better than everything else. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com) Well, if my motor oil "thinks"...it probably is.

The attitude you get when people complain about the smell from your Vicks Vapor Rub. (edberger@aol.com)

A cruel trick, as in "Vicissitude is the first word the lisper was asked to spell and pronounce." (skibip@aol.com)

Members of the vicious circle. (stargzrmt@hotmail.com)

Your attitude after the first taste of cold potato-onion soup. (seeker@vcoms.net)

When someone who has had a vasectomy gets called sissy, and develops an attitude. (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com) Isn't this a given?

What Arnold Schwarzeneggar says to his wife when she accuses him of giving her attitude during a fight. "No zat was not a tude. VICISSITUDE!!" (complexhippie@aol.com)

Friends, Romans, countrymen...lend me your ears, dammit!...

Latin for "I came, I saw, I copped an attitude". (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)