(updated 21 Apr 03)

Acetabulum
(Word suggested by MistahTom@aol.com)

A card counting device. (marcwwolf@aol.com)

A cheaper, generic version of an acetaminophen...a less expensive pain killer when you just can't afford that $8.00 bottle of Tylenol this month. (paris164@aol.com)

When you've distinctly counted more than 4 aces during a poker game. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Collected albums of Kiss band member Ace Frehley. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net) Hmmm....the fact he made more than one is scaring me now.

Line cut from 'The Godfather' in which a cotton-balled Marlon Brando attempted to say: "I shoulda blew em." (kamasushi@aol.com)

When you are playing a card game where the ace's are forbidden (taboo). (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

Name for the best accountant in town. (pec@gis.net)

When your metabolism is changed through sniffing nail polish remover. (Kayvotr@aol.com) Before or after the mental confusion sets in?

The act of cheating at cards by bending the corner of an Ace. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

What to take for a headache caused by listening to too much bull$#!%! (pastlivesr6@aol.com)

Award given to the reporter whose story leads to highest issue sales for the tabloid industry. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Latin for "A tab of acid." (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

The mechanical butt counter on the subway turnstile. (herhusband30102@aol.com)

You mean those Ace stores actually have more than one customer at a time?...

That little number tab you take from the machine to prove you are next in line at the hardware store. (mashallaha@aol.com)