The word for the nagging feeling that you're walking around with something stuck to the butt of your pants.
(Asserted by email@example.com)
Endersgamey (firstname.lastname@example.org) Ooooh, you're such a Card!
Buttabing (email@example.com) Hmmm...I like it...but the feeling you've sat on what? Cherries? Matthew Perry? Old dead crooners? Okay...I'm grossing myself out with those last two.
CadsBirthdaySuititis (firstname.lastname@example.org) I can't explain why, but this one seems more logical than any of the others. Oh, yeah...once you've seen me naked that impression will REALLY sick...er...stick to you.
Ihaveasevenyearold (email@example.com) Your seven-year-old is stuck to your ass?
Deja goo (firstname.lastname@example.org) Strange.... it seems like it's the second time your pants were sloppy.
Georgebushish...my entry for any pain in the butt description. (email@example.com) Can't argue with that.... butt, there IS an end in sight for that ass: 01/21/09
Asstickmatism (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Hey, this is what my old boss used to have...no, wait...that was "Stickuptheassmatism".
Emgummibearassed (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah, if I had a dime for every time someone licked one of those damn things and stuck it on my keester....
Posterioricky Complex (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)
Assessive Compulsive Disorder (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com) Sure, you might have to suffer with it...but we're the ones walking behind you watching you touch your ass every seven steps.
:( word contests :( Cheekygunky (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) See, Daphne? You CAN do it! (Been watching Craig, have we?)
Asspicious (Airfarcewon@aol.com; email@example.com)
Why do "nagging feelings" always wind up as existential despair in the end? Worse than that...the feeling that both me and Bucko picked the same winner...hmmm...an end to life as we know it?...