(updated 24 Jul 03)

The word for the strange occurence that, when you take your clothes out of the dryer, once in a while a sock is missing.

Sockrifice (hvvhiii@aol.com; MrglsJon@aol.com)

Playing hide-and sock (sethroe@aol.com)

AWOL (absent without lint) (pdd@u.washington.edu)

Socksual Dysfunction (bchbms99@aol.com; astae@paonline.com)

Footility (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Elf'ed (princekenny2002@yahoo.ca)

Sock~and~awe (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Dispaired (agoudie@cableone.net; ginagrrg@yahoo.com)

Unfootunate (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

Sock Absorber (Lhill@maguiregroup.com)

Pair-abnormal (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

Desoxification (gonzalovidal77@yahoo.coml; astae@paonline.com )

Pair-a-gone (kingjack2000@yahoo.com)

Disappairance (murdoctor@aol.com; zounds13@yahoo.com)

Pair-annoy-ya (puckcontroller@yahoo.com)

The Bermuda Dryangle (jessica_n_montgomery@yahoo.com)

Gee..E..ven if I don't own one, can I call it this?

Maytaggravation (vogeler@juno.com; guitartexn@aol.com)