This is an odd case where the real meaning "Contemplating one’s navel as an aid to meditation" is much funnier than anything we could make up. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A nasty lip rash you get while playing Tuba all day in a Polka band. (email@example.com)
The code name for Ms. Winfrey's safe-deposit box. (HerzogVon@aol.com) Uhhhhh..................BRB.
The ability to find lost keys. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Feeling you get when you THINK someone has punched you in the stomach, but you're just not sure. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)
A disease carried by chocolate-making, green-haired, orange-faced midgets. The main symptom is singing annoying rhymes in chorus with everyone else afflicted with this condition. (email@example.com)
A disease that attacks and wipes out honey bee colonies following exposure to Oktoberfest music. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The skeptical female observation of a phallus, as in: "I seriously doubt that THAT is 8 inches". (email@example.com)
The new character on Sesame Street that walks around with a boom box blaring out polka music. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Adam's disbelief in discovering his wife has no navel. (email@example.com)
The band of the German Branch of Guardian Angels. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
This is the name of an old Polish fertility dance. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Type of wound my fiance' (WOO HOO!) got when he suggested I let them have my engagement ring for a few days to size it. (not YET, buster!) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Shameless way to save money on announcements.
A nasty infection that develops after someone kicks you in the groin improperly. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com) So, what is the PROPER way to kick someone in the groin?
It's my middle name. You got a problem with that? (email@example.com)
Sticky legal situation in which a Guatemalan banana surgeon refuses to grant my sister a divorce. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
A mantra given to you by Transcendental Meditation gurus if they really don't like you: OOOMMM ...PHHAAAA....LLLOOOSSS...KKKEEEEP... SSSIIISS...OOOMMM...PPPHHHHAAA......... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Strange disease suffered only by angels, involving sudden dimming of their halos and the inability to blow trumpets. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)
As I told the officer, this is how I pronounce the name of the street I live on after drinking a bottle of tequila. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
For everyone under 50, he was married to Elizabeth Taylor......and for everyone under 40, she's friends with Michael:
Word in rejected Eddie Fisher song about his missing sibling: Omphaloskepsis, to me she was so wonderful...omphaloskepsis, to me she was so good... (email@example.com)