(updated 26 Feb 03)

(Suggested by Rasgold@aol.com)

What Curly's wife was with Moe's child. (guitartexn@aol.com; jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

First ant in a long line . . . it "poigns" the way. (seeker@vcoms.net)

The sound of an ant hitting the sidewalk from atop a very high building: Poing(ant) (RasGold@aol.com)

The word a picnicker hollers spitting out his lemonade. (lacee7700@aol.com)

What being in the "family way" is called when you are from "New Joisey". (trlymurph@aol.com; tomcnagy@hotmail.com) Hey now, I'm from Jersey and I've never heard anyone say it that way...I take it youse ain't from Joisey, right?

Hawaiian Fear Factor food..combining "Poi" and "Ants". (Internutt9@aol.com)

A potent unguent derived from the poinsettia plant. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

That feeling of ennui at the luau when all the poi has been consumed. (glacier@nwlink.com) I only picked this one because I shall never see the words "ennui", "luau" and "poi" ever again in one sentence.

The old aunt in the family that smells like potpourri. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

A rude way to indicate or point at something. Example: "Try as we might, we couldn't figure out what Papa was poignant." (LeisSuit@aol.com)

Sorry, I'm just the opposite...I think...

Dont yall know its PLUMignant not POignant? I may be ignant but I aint po! (samuraikc2002@aol.com)