(updated 27 Nov 06)

Drek provided by Cad and Bucko

The word for the feeling you get when you look at what your choices are on your ballot on Election Day.

Threejerk-reaction (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Nonpartisanity (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Ya know, Bucko...I'm thinking he really meant "nonparti-insanity" but didn't think about the hyphen. I'm thinking that's what YOU thought.... but his way is funnier! ;)

Democrapicity (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Xcraymeantonasheengill (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Missunderestimated (dorr@jam.rr.com) No fair using words Bush invented...well, unless of course you ARE Bush...but then again you wouldn't be able to spell check them for accuracy, now would ya?

Crockofshitackled (strontium901@juno.com)

Exasturbation (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) Right there. In public. You would, too. I TOLD you he was a sicko, Cad!

Vomitacity (tphyll@aol.com)

Polltergeisty (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Speaking of which...

...they're ba-aaack...

Inchadequate (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Dis-en-"chad"-ded (lilfishjean@comcast.net)

Sinktimonious (JTulli@Juno.com)

Juridutaphobia (JTulli@Juno.com) Joke's on you! They're changing the link to drivers licenses, which could lead to Motovotojuryassicpartisan's Disease.

Scandalicked (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

Indeshysterive (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Dantecirclecircuss (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com) Politics are so evil, they must be inside Dante's first & worst circle of Hell. Which means: Suck on it, Judas!

Abominomination (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Votovomitoryeo (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Dieboldyslexia (stan@squidworks.com) Aaaand... guess which Congressional district is the ONLY ONE where a recount/audit is necessary because their precious touchscreen machines fucked up? Yep.... Bucko's. It's Sarasota, though; my county's been using optical scan for 12 years. And, if THAT'S not enough, we've been:

KatherinHarassed (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Guess which stupid bitch has been my "Congressperson" for the last four years??!!

Stupifucked (strollo5@earthlink.net)

Tragic-The-Gathering (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Pick a card...any card. You two are a couple of nerds, ya know that? No no no - any politician...any card...doesn't matter...c'mon...

Candidazed (murdoctor@aol.com)

Scampained (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Twelve-thousand entries he sent (well almost)...talk about stuffing the ballot. I've often wished YOU'D stuff it, Cad! ;) Oh, sure...now he admits it's "stuffing" and not "dressing"...hey, I'll say nearly anything to get you guys to read my blog. Yeah yeah...Bucko might have one, too.

Discombobyounation (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Supercallousfatalisticexpatrioticocious! (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Come on, let's really hear it, she just got engaged and STILL took the time to conjure that one up!

Ninkincumbentpoop (maxcel200@aol.com)

Bettruvbowevils (Steveandmoki@yahoo.com) I couldn't help thinking of poll-weevils when I read this...then I could have made a "spitting cotton" joke, too. Oh, well...guess I can't NOW. ;)

Crapprehensive (lacee7700@aol.com)

Novotine (vinyllover45@yahoo.com) Sounds like a powdered drink mix to me....

Liborconennui (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Sub-represented (j_perreaux@hotmail.com) You know this sounds too much like a real word...I bet you're from Canada or someplace they don't even vote.

Iwishiwascanadian (Eleman8859@aol.com) See?! See??

Ballotorrhea (satanville@krock.com)

Elecdefacation (ubinrude@peoplepc.com) Have you looked at Precinct 56? No? Who's gonna clean up that mess down there? Not me!

Philanthroputzes (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

GOODNESSGRACIOUS - "I could be baking cookies" (elonalee@aol.com) Hmmm...actually with the choices we have it makes sense to go to the polls high. That's how you go to your kitchen, Snookums!

Politiclueless (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

A soul-numbing despair, indeed; I can't believe in any of the rat bastards, either...

Demognosticism (JTulli@Juno.com)

Not only do you get to feel like this before and during voting...but you get to afterward as well!...

Governmentallyill (Airfarcewon@aol.com)