The word for the feeling you get when you look at what your choices are on your ballot on Election Day.
Nonpartisanity (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Ya know, Bucko...I'm thinking he really meant "nonparti-insanity" but didn't think about the hyphen. I'm thinking that's what YOU thought.... but his way is funnier! ;)
Missunderestimated (firstname.lastname@example.org) No fair using words Bush invented...well, unless of course you ARE Bush...but then again you wouldn't be able to spell check them for accuracy, now would ya?
Exasturbation (email@example.com) Right there. In public. You would, too. I TOLD you he was a sicko, Cad!
Polltergeisty (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Speaking of which...
Juridutaphobia (JTulli@Juno.com) Joke's on you! They're changing the link to drivers licenses, which could lead to Motovotojuryassicpartisan's Disease.
Dantecirclecircuss (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com) Politics are so evil, they must be inside Dante's first & worst circle of Hell. Which means: Suck on it, Judas!
Dieboldyslexia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Aaaand... guess which Congressional district is the ONLY ONE where a recount/audit is necessary because their precious touchscreen machines fucked up? Yep.... Bucko's. It's Sarasota, though; my county's been using optical scan for 12 years. And, if THAT'S not enough, we've been:
KatherinHarassed (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Guess which stupid bitch has been my "Congressperson" for the last four years??!!
Tragic-The-Gathering (email@example.com) Pick a card...any card. You two are a couple of nerds, ya know that? No no no - any politician...any card...doesn't matter...c'mon...
Scampained (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Twelve-thousand entries he sent (well almost)...talk about stuffing the ballot. I've often wished YOU'D stuff it, Cad! ;) Oh, sure...now he admits it's "stuffing" and not "dressing"...hey, I'll say nearly anything to get you guys to read my blog. Yeah yeah...Bucko might have one, too.
Supercallousfatalisticexpatrioticocious! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Come on, let's really hear it, she just got engaged and STILL took the time to conjure that one up!
Bettruvbowevils (Steveandmoki@yahoo.com) I couldn't help thinking of poll-weevils when I read this...then I could have made a "spitting cotton" joke, too. Oh, well...guess I can't NOW. ;)
Novotine (email@example.com) Sounds like a powdered drink mix to me....
Sub-represented (firstname.lastname@example.org) You know this sounds too much like a real word...I bet you're from Canada or someplace they don't even vote.
Iwishiwascanadian (Eleman8859@aol.com) See?! See??
Elecdefacation (email@example.com) Have you looked at Precinct 56? No? Who's gonna clean up that mess down there? Not me!
GOODNESSGRACIOUS - "I could be baking cookies" (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hmmm...actually with the choices we have it makes sense to go to the polls high. That's how you go to your kitchen, Snookums!
A soul-numbing despair, indeed; I can't believe in any of the rat bastards, either...
Not only do you get to feel like this before and during voting...but you get to afterward as well!...