(updated 28 Mar 03)

(Word suggested by GuitarTexn@aol.com)

What Ricky says to Lucy while undressing. "Lucy! You Panti so cracy! It say Monday!" (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

Type of government used by the "society of dirty panty collectors". (rangerxman@aol.com)

The term for the tumbling speed of underwear and socks in the dryer. (mashallaha@aol.com) Some people just really know how to have fun.

A form of government where all elected officials wear women's panties. (Eleman8859@aol.com)

A government in which MC Hammer is the presiding ruler. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

An extreme state of discomfort caused by ill-fitting underwear. (reidayork@aol.com)

The form of government you have at your house if your wife wears the pants in the family. (glen122@aol.com) Or in other words...you are "happily" married.

Slang term for Bill Clinton's presidency. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The right under 69-69B of the Sorority Boys Handbook stating: Any member belonging to a Sorority has the right to go on a panty raid. (jokerzgirl77@aol.com)

Finally, a name for that stalker who likes to take my wife's underwear from the clothes line. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

A government ruled by David Letterman. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

What the form of government will be called when women finally take over the world. (ariesclr@netscape.net)

A polite way of asking, "Who did you have to sleep with to get this job?" (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Technical name for managerial hierarchy of retail giant Victoria's Secret. (kamasushi@aol.com)

When you can see your panties and your butt crack at the same time. (iluvfriends247@aol.com) Also known as "TV repairman syndrome".

Socrates' vain attempt to get Athenians to wear trousers instead of togas. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The valuable advice given by mothers who teach the wisdom of always wearing clean underwear. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

The act of putting a sock in your pants in the hopes of getting into her panties. (edberger@aol.com)

Giving a whole new meaning to rank underwear...

The good underwear in your drawer that is reserved for the doctor's office or date night. (trlymurph@aol.com)