(updated 28 Mar 03)
(Word suggested by GuitarTexn@aol.com)
What Ricky says to Lucy while undressing. "Lucy! You Panti so cracy! It say Monday!" (email@example.com)
Type of government used by the "society of dirty panty collectors". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The term for the tumbling speed of underwear and socks in the dryer. (email@example.com) Some people just really know how to have fun.
A form of government where all elected officials wear women's panties. (Eleman8859@aol.com)
A government in which MC Hammer is the presiding ruler. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)
An extreme state of discomfort caused by ill-fitting underwear. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The form of government you have at your house if your wife wears the pants in the family. (email@example.com) Or in other words...you are "happily" married.
Slang term for Bill Clinton's presidency. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The right under 69-69B of the Sorority Boys Handbook stating: Any member belonging to a Sorority has the right to go on a panty raid. (email@example.com)
Finally, a name for that stalker who likes to take my wife's underwear from the clothes line. (Mistahtom@aol.com)
A government ruled by David Letterman. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
What the form of government will be called when women finally take over the world. (email@example.com)
A polite way of asking, "Who did you have to sleep with to get this job?" (Cantw82paint@aol.com)
Technical name for managerial hierarchy of retail giant Victoria's Secret. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
When you can see your panties and your butt crack at the same time. (email@example.com) Also known as "TV repairman syndrome".
Socrates' vain attempt to get Athenians to wear trousers instead of togas. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
The valuable advice given by mothers who teach the wisdom of always wearing clean underwear. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)
The act of putting a sock in your pants in the hopes of getting into her panties. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Giving a whole new meaning to rank underwear...
The good underwear in your drawer that is reserved for the doctor's office or date night. (email@example.com)