(updated 30 Oct 03)

We are going to change our "Defunitions" contest the next time out - as many of you know, this part of HMO is a rotating contest and gets changed every three months. We really enjoyed your creativity and therefore let our present "Defunitions" contest run longer than usual...but the time has come to replace it - so this one is our last installment of it for a while. Hopefully you will enjoy the contest idea we have lined up for you next time around.


The word for when someone keeps asking questions every few minutes about what is happening (or going to happen next) during the film you are both watching.

Cine-considerate (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Spousemouth or its contraction: Spmouth. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

Thea-tard (colie7922@aol.com)

Cineplexed (ferrisk@benning.army.mil)

Cine'nuff (chharget@aol.com)

Earritation (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Cinerectomy--sooner or later it has to be removed. (RWich928@aol.com)

The ReDundance film festival (dspur57098@aol.com)

In-quiz-a-story (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

Whyfe (chefrandy@charter.net)

Ask-hole (aliciav29@aol.com)

Askoholic (airfarcewon@aol.com)

Cinemoron (MrglsJon@aol.com; marcwwolf@aol.com)

Pain-in-the-assker (boykrazie00@aol.com; soulsinger66@yahoo.com)

Kinda like your own personal "One Reel Wonder"...when they are gonna stop already...

Reel Annoying (StanYan1@aol.com)