(updated 4 Apr 03)


Telling your sister where you rate her former husband, alphabetically..."Ex" a G, Sis". (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The expletive used when that unwelcome knock is at your door. "It's your ex." "Eh, gesis." (phoenyxrises@aol.com)

The process of expediently eliminating remembrances of a former lover from the home and person, often while a current lover is taking a post-coital shower. (Kodachroam@aol.com)

Hillbilly slang for "my ex-wife was also my sister!" (PASTLIVESR6)

A religious downloading experience. (HerzogVon@aol.com) I won't ask.

What Italians say when they see the Messiah coming. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The beginning of an Excedrin headache. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Eggs that taste really really good. (rubrsoul@iwon.com)  Another religious experience, huh?

The unfortunate condition of having two chronic skin diseases--eczema AND psoriasis. (Ariesclr@netscape.net)

The antichrist. (Stingray678@yahoo.com)

The long lost book of the bible that was found between Genesis and Exodus. (Jasmine640@aol.com)

Part of the most complicated stage direction for the Oberamergau Passion Play: "Exegesis, simonize the door, markdown right, peter out." (TerriKlein@aol.com) But first you'll have to find enough people to philip the seats. Yeah yeah I know..."groan".

Former members of the band Genesis. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Dating your ex-girlfriend's sister. (freeloosedirt@sbcglobal.net)

The Israelite's flight from Egypt, as pronounced by someone who's had a dozen martinis. (skibip@aol.com)

It was shortened...and Reader's Digest announced, "It was good"...

The new name for the combined first two books in the Bible now in the "Condensed Version". (pec@gis.net)