(updated 4 Sep 05)


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Harpactophagous
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

The nasty infection I got when, while tuning my harp, a string snapped and ripped my throat open. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) Yet. he STILL didn't invite me to guest host NYCM.

Taking a large stringed musical instrument gig to that desert gambling oasis in Nevada. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Playing Pacman and a harp with your throat. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

A choking reaction that occurs upon seeing Lucille Ball dressed up as Harpo Marx. (murdoctor@aol.com)

A coffin for Egyptian harps. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Deafness brought on by an insistent mother-in-law. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

The act of trying to swallow a harpoon. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

The act of drinking Guinness Stout, followed by a chaser of Harp Beer, and then crushing and eating the bottles. (One need not be of Celtic heritage to engage in this practice, though it helps.) (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

A hormonal disorder, primarily of women, that is characterized by the patient either behaving like a hairdresser or a harridan. Usually accompanies menopause. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Chronic crotch rash contracted from performing excessive harp recitals (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The quality or trait of being musically inclined with dental floss. (manpretty@gmail.com)

And if we're lucky, she'll bring that annoying bird down a few notches, too:

The newest member of Sesame Street, she will be "Snuffie's" nagging wife. (nstn@statefarm.com)