(updated 5 Feb 03)


Bar-hopping until you die. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

The suicidal urge you have after looking at Rosanne. (Baitsmotle6@aol.com) Especially if you happen to gaze upon her at a naked celebrities site.

The one drink that must be consumed at a Bar Mitzvah. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

To choke on your Bar exam due to a lack of studying. (StanYan1@aol.com)

What your tavern keeper feels after a really tough night. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Almost barmy enough to be suicidal. (kayladykay@aol.com)

Fancy word for alcohol poisoning. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Trying to kill anyone who attempts to steal your beer. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Insecticide effective against bar flies. (mr_didgers@hotmail.com) Not "infecticide"?

Adj., likely to shut down a bar. "Wine Tastings at the Red Dog Saloon? That'd be barmecidal!" (TerriKlein@aol.com)

How weather forecasters react to a bad prediction. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

A mental condition where a person desires to enter a bar and drink oneself to death. (i.e. "Because John was depressed for so long, he developed barmecidal tendencies.") (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

Someone who kills a bartender after he shouts 'Last Call!' (Stan790@aol.com)

Using beer in the absence of contraceptive gel. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Of course, usually after they leave the bar where they were riding the mechanical bull...

What one good Samaritan cowboy will ask another. (lacee7700@aol.com)