(updated 5 Feb 03)
Bar-hopping until you die. (Mistahtom@aol.com)
The suicidal urge you have after looking at Rosanne. (Baitsmotle6@aol.com) Especially if you happen to gaze upon her at a naked celebrities site.
The one drink that must be consumed at a Bar Mitzvah. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)
To choke on your Bar exam due to a lack of studying. (StanYan1@aol.com)
What your tavern keeper feels after a really tough night. (email@example.com)
Almost barmy enough to be suicidal. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Fancy word for alcohol poisoning. (Mistahtom@aol.com)
Trying to kill anyone who attempts to steal your beer. (email@example.com)
Insecticide effective against bar flies. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Not "infecticide"?
Adj., likely to shut down a bar. "Wine Tastings at the Red Dog Saloon? That'd be barmecidal!" (TerriKlein@aol.com)
How weather forecasters react to a bad prediction. (email@example.com)
A mental condition where a person desires to enter a bar and drink oneself to death. (i.e. "Because John was depressed for so long, he developed barmecidal tendencies.") (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Someone who kills a bartender after he shouts 'Last Call!' (Stan790@aol.com)
Using beer in the absence of contraceptive gel. (Mistahtom@aol.com)
Of course, usually after they leave the bar where they were riding the mechanical bull...
What one good Samaritan cowboy will ask another. (email@example.com)