(updated 6 May 03)

Metasomatism

The study of meeting a soul mate. (chefrandy@charter.net)

A drunk guy trying to explain why he is fat: I have a slow metasomatism. (flynnkj19@aol.com) Yes, drunk guys are always an easy target.

I never metasomatism I didn't like. (Bkelley76@aol.com)

Hates the opera at the Met when the fat lady sings (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Falling asleep at the computer while trying to decipher Meta script in web page HTML code. (StanYan1@aol.com)

A nasty side affect when you take too much Metabolife. (geko1422@aol.com) Besides the taste?

Zubin's sleep inducing chromaticism. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

A really good, really long nap. (skibip@aol.com)

What Taz thinks he has with the lady Tasmanian she-devils. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Metabolife meets Sominex...a hyperactive sleeping disorder. (reidayork@aol.com) So that is what I have.

The speech disorder you develop after becoming friends with an Italian mobster. "Yeah, Antonio I met-a-some of your family today and they met-a-some of mine." (Jasmine640@aol.com)

Being hypnotized by world famous orchestra conductor, Zubin Meta. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

I thought that was just "cause they suck"...

Term for why Mets fans fall asleep by the third inning. (AMahon5@AOL.com)