(updated 7 Aug 05)


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Zumbooruk
(Word suggested by rod.renner@juno.com)

The total of what you experience on a bad date with a jerk who makes you just want to throw up. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

The tab for a zipper. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Latest nonsense word used on sports broadcasts to artificially convey excitement (see also "booya" and "jumanji"). (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

A mantra for ghosts who practice yoga. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Zorro's long-lost twin brother, who was going to get a series of his own until the producers realized that the theme song, "Out of the night/ when the pale moon is bright/ comes a horseman known as Zumbooruk..." wasn't going to work. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

A bloke in his really fast MG. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

The sound made when the last gush of water goes down the bathtub drain. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

It's from that song "Jambalaya" where it goes, "Goodbye Joe, me gotta go, me oh my-O. Gotta go and Zumbooruk on down the bayou..." (Phaartking@yahoo.com)

A snore ending with a gagging on tongue reflex. (redcherri817@yahoo.com)

Timbuktu's unfortunately-named sister city. (scalpel@aol.com)

A berry-flavored gum favored by young boys in Botswana. (manpretty@gmail.com)

The technical term for when someone doesn't GET British humor. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

The machine a Zamboni calls "Granddad". (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

A chess piece that scoots about erratically. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Drunk yelling at Rick, the bartender: "Give me Zumbooruk!" (some beer Rick) (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

You'll see it on the tour - and that must be soon, 'cause Cracker Barrel has been selling Halloween decorations for a month:

The word 'Zumruk' as it appears from your typewriter if you happen to live in the lamest haunted house ever. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)