(Updated 10 Apr 07)

The URL:

Adult Sheep Finder
(Site suggested by archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Correction to website designer... Please replace "Touch of a button" with "Touch of a mutton". (deborah.pittenger@sbcglobal.net)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted a ram, but got only ewe. (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

Oh this site is really baa'd! (maxcel200@aol.com; luganrn77@yahoo.com) I ruminated over picking this one...as 57 of you sent it.

Do the women of New Zealand look THAT bad? Or do the sheep look THAT good? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

I'll never be able to wear wool again, without feeling "dirty." (Truckerex@insightbb.com) Oh get the flock out of here...you will, too!

Come on, Wyoming! Don't let New Zealand win! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Men! Join now and we'll fly you to Hollywood to meet with our madam herself: Heidi Fleece! (maxcel200@aol.com)

This site gives a whole new meaning to the saying "feeling sheepish". (edprocoat@msn.com) Like we haven't herd that one before!

I'll bet those bios are shear lies. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Sheep, its not just for dinner anymore! (edprocoat@msn.com)

What is wrong with this? (NaughtyScot@herdsluv.co.uk) Craig? Craig Ferguson...is that you??

You can find everything you want on E-Baah! (Sch63@ao.com)

I think we need to link the Bob site to this one. Problem solved... (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

For some sheep thrills and shear enjoyment at baaaaa-rgain prices, wool give ewe a great night of pleasure. (cdmauger@aol.com)

I wonder if this site was configured by a lambda, lambda, lambda alum... (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Thanks! Now I am probably on a Watch List!! (Sch63@aol.com)

Gentlemen: the last sheep you sent me was so good she made me a sweater. (maxcel200@aol.com)

I'll bet a lot of old goats spend most of their time here. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I hear they're also producing their own film called, "Brokeback Mutton". (Airfarcewon@aol.com) "I wish I knew how to quit ewe." Oh, c'mon, you KNEW I had to say it.

People that go to that site should be ewethanized! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Thanks archerjoe! (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Hey, wait...isn't that "com.au" thingy mean you're from Australia...and isn't that like uh...right next to New Zealand???...Hmmmm...

Where pulling the wool over your eyes takes on a whole new disgusting meaning. (irochford@optusnet.com.au)