(Updated 12 Dec 06)

He has opened my eyes about the "Men in Black." I had no idea Johnny Cash was an alien. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

It was all making sense until I reached the part about peace through drinking others urine. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Obviously, the fool doesn't know the meaning of the word "maim", since he can't even spell it. I'll be glad to give him a very personal demonstration. The blood & ripped flesh will be done fondly, of course. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

And I thought I was lonely. (timamod@aol.com) Well, you can always opt for that self-sexual orientation.

Kool-Aid is a valid option. (coyPsyche@aol.com)

Thanks a hell of a lot. You fried my computer's RAM because it wanted so badly to forget having ever seen that site. (strontium901@juno.com)

My God, what in the hell are they talking about. I have The Grandist Grandist you ever could join. Only the most dedicated beleavers will go to the planet I come from. To join send $199 to Afarplanetfarfarawey.com. You will get all the necesery paper to fill out to see if you come up to our specificaations. Bad spelling wil not be counted againts you (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Oh, no...I think I dated this guy once. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Look for the new George Salusbury steak TV dinner at your local supermarket. The Salusbury steak dinner that contains as much bull as George himself, now with carrots, mashed potatoes and a brownie. microwavable too! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

I wish the webmaster good luck in his intergalactic battle with delusions. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) I think there's some anti-matter going on...as in no one cares that it matters but George.

I sent out the Tulsarian alert by accident. I was trying to get the number of the Wal-mart on Delta 9. Sorry if anyone accidentally drank some crustacean urine. (mulepiper@yahoo.com)

Oh...it's all futile since he can probably shape shift anyway...

I wouldn't worry about the Men in Black George, but I believe you will receive a visit from the "Men in White," and they will bring you a space suit with very long wrap-around sleeves. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)