(Updated 12 Jan 08)

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Season Shot
(Site suggested by archerjoe@hotmail.com)

So revolutionary that this must be the shot bird round the world! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Before I browsed this site, I thought Season Shot was what they injected pro athletes with to last the entire year. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

My wife accidently (???) shot me in the ass with your Season Shot. But it all came out in the end. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Similar to being impaled by a carrot. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I thought the hill people had been loading up rock salt and bacon rind for ages. "Fire your shotgun into the lake and catch, salt, and fillet your fish all at the same time." (nunforme@aol.com)

What's that Grandpa? You want extra stuffing? UP AGAINST THE WALL! (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

Be like Robert Blake, and "spice up" your marriage. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) Yeah, I know, this one's in bad taste. (Vinyllover also had a "bad taste" entry I didn't pick...altho I swear I came up with this blurby before I read it...but since he did say it and I used it...he also gets Rat's Asses. Yes, that's the way we do it here at HMO...all our blurbies are our own and not stolen from unused entries...just in case you always wondered. If we use them...you'll still get the credit and points somehow.)

Do they use jalapeño powder to make their hot lead? (StevotheHuman@gmail.com)

Shoots, Kills, Seasons, Baffles police investigators when you're in the mood for homicide. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Technically would it be homicide or herbicide?

Cooking directions: Put chicken in roasting pan, load shotgun and fire, place remains of chicken and pan into oven, bake at 450. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Coming soon: Money Shot! Having trouble performing in bed? Just warm up a few of our patented butterscotch topping pellets, load them into your gun and start blasting. Believe me, she'll be asking for it every which way. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Gives new meaning to the term 'hunting season'. (maxcel200@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

That's sage advice, Rosemary, but do I have the thyme to pepper an animal with shot? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com) Oh, look...someone else besides Maxcel and Airfarcewon trying to curry favour by doing puns.

I like a little more oregano... so I shot the bird 7 more times after it was dead, you may want to adjust your recipe to suit your taste and violent rage... (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Imagine them loaded with cayenne and chipotle seasoning and accidentally shooting yourself in the ass. You'll be the hottest piece in town. It won't be fun, but you'll be the hottest. (GerriHan65@aol.com) That's right, honey...ancho better not forget it!

Wouldn't this be a salt with a deadly weapon? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

Yessiree, that's how I discovered that ol' Yeller was allergic to coriander. (skibip@aol.com) Bada-bing...bada-BOOM!

Hey Bubba, some guy named Hannibal wants to know if we have shells with fava beans. (archejroe@hotmail.com)

Again...HMO consistently providing much better slogans for products for free...

A great way to get a tasty bang for your buck! (WJKbase@aol.com)