(Updated 13 Jul 07)
Dog Powered Scooter
(Submitted by email@example.com)
Susie was thrilled, until her scooter went into heat. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I wonder if my youngster would fit in that harness? (email@example.com)
Does it come with a power pooper scooper? (firstname.lastname@example.org) We like to refer to that as "kids under the age of 8".
With up to three harnesses, it's perfect for an evening stroll around the block on a Three Dog Night. (email@example.com)
Warning: For the sake of your health, do not hitch your wife to the harness. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)
Wow! This certainly is the mutter of all inventions! (firstname.lastname@example.org) You really are full of it aren't you? Puns, I mean...puns!
Note that yelling "Mush!" makes the owner look like an even bigger nerd. (email@example.com)
I predict, in the near future, reading a news story about a fat guy and a dead wiener dog. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
Because your fingers are too tired to press the start button. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Training the youth of America to be even more lazy-assed than the Boomer generation. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com) Ironically, that slacker dog in the back? Name's "Boomer".
From the makers of "Catfish Powered Waverunners, and Gerbil Go Carts." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
Canine Scooters: When putting on the dog REALLY means putting on the dog! (email@example.com)
With all the information that site provided, I decided to build my very own dog powered scooter, however, I already have a bitch that tells me where to go and now I finally have a bitch to get me there too! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com) Hey, David...for $100, I'll remove your name from this entry. Yes, folks...you always wondered where we got the money to keep this site going...
Bitch power!! (firstname.lastname@example.org) See? tstrontium90 learned this lesson after only $200. ;)
It's all fun and games until Spotty runs down the hill looking for that bone he buried. (email@example.com)
So this is what those Alaskans are doing in response to Global Warming. (MysticSamuraiX@aol.com)
Warning!: You need special dogs for motorized scooters: Mopedigrees. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So what exactly can the Taco Bell dog pull? (email@example.com) Your finger...duh!
And if you have really lousy medical insurance, this is your equivalent of the Hoveround. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
As email@example.com pointed out in an entry she sent...this'll end up on YouTube...
In other news the owners of Dog Powered Scooters was dragged to their deaths when a group of squirrels ran perpendicular to their direction. (DOrr221@comcast.net)