(Updated 13 Mar 06)

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Cumming The Fragrance
(Suggested by imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

He should have teamed up with Keira Knightley and they would have a unisex fragrance called "Cumming Knightly". (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Now with an even stronger scent of small blue German men! (scalpel@aol.com)

Ye Gads! In the future is this what we'll have to use to get lucky? (WJKbase@aol.com) I don't know about you...but the mere thought of this leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

They should make a combo with Ex-Lax and call it Cumming and Going. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Please, God, don't tell me what it smells like. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Not sure...but it probably sucks.

"Cumming all over" is great, but it's not on myself that I had in mind. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Dear webmaster, please be advised that HMO scared the HTML out of the last webmaster targeted by Dot.Comedy. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com) Well, if Alan contacts me...I'll let you know.

Use this and you'll smell like an ex-man. (rod.renner@juno.com)

I imagine this company will make a lot of jack off this product.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) "Heh heh heh...he said 'jack off'." Oh, c'mon...I haven't done a Beavis and Butthead reference in ages...I miss those guys.

Sadly this is the closest I have come to Cumming lately... (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)

I looked and I swear I couldn't find Paris Hilton anywhere. Something this tacky has to have some connection. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) My thoughts exactly.

So THAT'S what PeeWee Herman got into after arrest! (paracletus3@earthlink.net) Almost a spitting image.

Cumming soon: The face wash. (Mistahtom@aol.com) Can a mouthwash be far off? Segue into...

Oh, come on..are we really supposed to swallow this? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Now available in the UK...once again, the British are Cumming. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com) The difference is...everyone bought it then.

Warning: Our fragrance causes headaches in women. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Yes, a small one...that never really seems to work...

Does this come in a pump? (mashallaha@aol.com)