(Updated 13 Mar 06)
Cumming The Fragrance
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He should have teamed up with Keira Knightley and they would have a unisex fragrance called "Cumming Knightly". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Now with an even stronger scent of small blue German men! (email@example.com)
Ye Gads! In the future is this what we'll have to use to get lucky? (WJKbase@aol.com) I don't know about you...but the mere thought of this leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
They should make a combo with Ex-Lax and call it Cumming and Going. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Please, God, don't tell me what it smells like. (email@example.com) Not sure...but it probably sucks.
"Cumming all over" is great, but it's not on myself that I had in mind. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
Dear webmaster, please be advised that HMO scared the HTML out of the last webmaster targeted by Dot.Comedy. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well, if Alan contacts me...I'll let you know.
Use this and you'll smell like an ex-man. (email@example.com)
I imagine this company will make a lot of jack off this product.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) "Heh heh heh...he said 'jack off'." Oh, c'mon...I haven't done a Beavis and Butthead reference in ages...I miss those guys.
Sadly this is the closest I have come to Cumming lately... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I looked and I swear I couldn't find Paris Hilton anywhere. Something this tacky has to have some connection. (email@example.com) My thoughts exactly.
So THAT'S what PeeWee Herman got into after arrest! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Almost a spitting image.
Cumming soon: The face wash. (Mistahtom@aol.com) Can a mouthwash be far off? Segue into...
Oh, come on..are we really supposed to swallow this? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Now available in the UK...once again, the British are Cumming. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com) The difference is...everyone bought it then.
Warning: Our fragrance causes headaches in women. (email@example.com)
Yes, a small one...that never really seems to work...
Does this come in a pump? (firstname.lastname@example.org)