(Updated 14 Feb 06)
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Head Trip Head Massager
(Site suggested by email@example.com)
Lettuce now display that no matter how many heads, it's still not always better...
Seriously Cad..I actually bought one of these in downtown LA and it was the main reason why my Rat's Asses went from 5 in 2004 to 4200 in 2005. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
P.T. Barnum strikes again! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)
If it dosen't work on your head, and cannot beat eggs, for omelets, we will return your purchase price. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
You know this will end up on a porn site very soon, and it won't be on someones head. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) We looked feverishly to no avail thus far.
Thus completes your collection of personal care products that finally free you from having to be touched by another human being. (email@example.com)
Hey! I've got a great idea for a new movie..."Day of the Endorphins"! It's all about this hive of nine-legged mutant spiders that.... (firstname.lastname@example.org) We will rent it! Been a long time since a good 'hive' of spiders movie came out and made the bees return to their webs.com.
And from The Lower Brain Dept:
I've looked at it from every possible angle and it fails as a sexual device, so I just don't see it selling. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Really gave my head quite a tingling...not to mention what it did from my neck up. (email@example.com)
Yeah, I always get excited when my girlfriend "puts it on the head" too. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)
Does any one else think it looks like Cleopatra's dildo? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And just remember, Folks...one size fits all..big or little..and you know what they say, a little head never hurt nobody.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Profound thinking (call the police)...
Checking out the site I seen the owners picture, he looks like Raul Julia and hails from Steubenville Ohio birthplace of Dean Martin, now if that aint a brush with greatness I dont know what is. (email@example.com)
And the winning claimant has deducted...
As it shows in the brochure that comes with the Head Trip, after opening up the package and spreading the fingers out evenly in the shape of a "head", one then simply raises and lowers the head trip on to your head, or a friend's head." I am sooo not doing this... (firstname.lastname@example.org)