(Updated 14 Jan 06)

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Upon careful review, and our apologies for a slow update this time (What happens when you let Otis help do the judging):

Anybody that joins this club must really be hooked on Opieum! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Just another attempt to try to make the Bush Administration look smarter than SOMEBODY. It's a hell of a try, I admit. Still a swing and a miss, though. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Yep.....it sure is great to see Opie with hair on his head. (WJKbase@aol.com) Floyd didn't know when to stop in the latter days...Oh myyy

I wonder how many references I'll need to join such a prestigious organization, and will it endanger my standing with the (BBWDS) Brady Bunch Watchin Dip Shits? (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

It's 'Bait and Switch.' They show the picture of Barney and Gomer in shock upon seeing Andy and Aunt Bea cavorting naked in the creek; 20,000 people worldwide are now hoping to see Aunt Bea in the buff. (pjb1671@yahoo.com) Next week on Fear Factor? I know that mental image scared me.

"Barney has a Main Page? Gollleee! That just makes me want to get my goobers off up into his gopher piles all the more! ( J. N. ) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Visits by anybody with a three digit I.Q. are highly doubtful! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Hey! You looked, right? Oh sorry, we forgot.

Sadly, most club members dress in a sheriff's deputy outfits and are rarely allowed to leave the asylum grounds. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

20,000 members, but only 1000 real teeth collectively. (Cantw82paint@aol.com; lilfishjean@comcast.net)

If your still watching this show after forty years, maybe you should borrow that one bullet from Barney. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

At least we don't get together in costume and reenact pivotal moments like those dorky civil war guys. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

And Thelma Lou sez...

Everyone - Avoid this site! ITS A SCAM! I've been watching that site for days now and haven't seen one freakin' rerun! (razcactus@netzero.com)