(Updated 15 Jan 10)

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The URL:

Wearable Towel

(Site brought to you by archerjoe@hotmail.com)

First off, the Snuggie crowd:

The next top-selling item from the people who brought you the "Snuggie"! (nagymusic63@gmail.com)

Just what America needs -- the Snuggie for the pool set. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

For those who find the Snuggie MUCH too complicated to operate. (ssnyder3@woh.rr.com)

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! (rampage1984@msn.com)

Settle down, Pittsburgh fans, it's a wearable towel not a terrible towel. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Oh, I get it...it's a sports reference. I don't get it.

Attention, lazy louts who don't want to work to get dry after a shower or a soak in the hot tub: Here's a towel you can put on like a toga or a tunic, and you'll dry yourself off while you watch TV in your La-Z-Boy! (kilgoreandria@gmail.com)

Not as cool as the Dick Towel! -- http://nerdapproved.com/approved-products/get-a-dick-towel-today-nsfw/ (DOrr221@comcast.net) I love how they took the time to block out the naughty bits only to have them showing directly BELOW the photo they just altered. Yes, you've been warned...there is animated-looking nudity.

Even Vince, the ShamWow guy, turned this one down. (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

I watched that video umpteen times just to see the woman who looked like she was topless. (guitartexn@aol.com) Yes, you've been warned, there is IMPLIED nudity.

NEW!! From the makers of those hospital gowns. Our breakthrough in gown technology insures that your behind will no longer be flapping in the breeze. (ssnyder3@woh.rr.com)

I am SO glad that the Wearable Towel has THREE arm openings, to accommodate that mutant trash that will actually purchase them! (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

You know - THIS is what we like around here...someone with some initiative...

I bought one so I could wear it as a Halloween costume as "Stupid Guy Who Buys Anything Off The Internet". (guitartexn@aol.com)