(Updated 17 Apr 06)
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Comes with personal injury insurance for those who actually USE these words when rapping at Def Jam concerts.... (email@example.com)
Well, with the reviews from such fine news organizations, you can be 100% certain that this is a crock of shit. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
'Steada dat whack bug-azz rhymin', ya should be spending mo' time in doze crunk books you call boring. It's da future youze ignoring! Word. (firstname.lastname@example.org) I think the last time I heard the word "word" used this way was in one of those Lethal Weapon movies.
Finally! "Hooked on Ebonics" is back! (email@example.com)
"There were so many kids dancing and beat-boxing in my test session, I had to stand up and busta cap in someone!" (firstname.lastname@example.org) Sometimes the old-fashioned ways are best after all.
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You mean I could've rapped my SAT score out of the negatives? who knew? (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
A tremendous tool for learning your SAT! Hip hop rapping and rhyming your way to success so you can get into any university you choose. < disclaimer > after completion of this course you will still be white and you will look and sound stupid. Warning, friends will make fun of you. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com) Word up...girlfriend. Ummmm...nevermind.
Sure, rap gets results, but show tunes are still number one! (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)
"vocabulary-packed mnemonic dev..." wha? Sheesh, I have to click on a link just to decipher that one. (DeepThought07@aol.com)
Unfortunately, however, "fashizzel" has yet to appear on any SAT test. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well...DUH...no wonder...you spelled it wrong.
Alternatively, they could try an even more radical concept: Reading some damn books. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
You can always tell the Flocabulary students. They always get that hip-hop spit all over their test papers. (email@example.com)
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In the old school you got rapped by a ruler..here, you ruled by a rapper. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
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...and 50 Cent is gonna kick YO' ass...
50 Cent: "Sure Flocabulary taught me some new words, but more importantly it taught me how to make up words nobody's ever heard before. When you get shot as much as I do, you'd be amazed at what comes outch yo mouf." (email@example.com)
"Hopelessly outdated!" exclaims Rap World. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Pathetic...anyone who admits THIS...deserves some pity points...too bad they weren't ON your SATs...
"Dammit! If only I learned my vocabulary to the rhythms of KC and the Sunshine Band, I would have nailed the SATs." (email@example.com)