(Updated 17 Apr 06)

The URL:

www.flocabulary.com
(Site suggested by saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Comes with personal injury insurance for those who actually USE these words when rapping at Def Jam concerts.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Well, with the reviews from such fine news organizations, you can be 100% certain that this is a crock of shit. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

'Steada dat whack bug-azz rhymin', ya should be spending mo' time in doze crunk books you call boring. It's da future youze ignoring! Word. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) I think the last time I heard the word "word" used this way was in one of those Lethal Weapon movies.

Finally! "Hooked on Ebonics" is back! (topsquark@yahoo.com)

"There were so many kids dancing and beat-boxing in my test session, I had to stand up and busta cap in someone!" (stan@squidworks.com) Sometimes the old-fashioned ways are best after all.

Sponsored by P.I.M.P.S. (Plenty of Idiots in Many Public Schools) (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

You mean I could've rapped my SAT score out of the negatives? who knew? (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

A tremendous tool for learning your SAT! Hip hop rapping and rhyming your way to success so you can get into any university you choose. < disclaimer > after completion of this course you will still be white and you will look and sound stupid. Warning, friends will make fun of you. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com) Word up...girlfriend. Ummmm...nevermind.

Sure, rap gets results, but show tunes are still number one! (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

"vocabulary-packed mnemonic dev..." wha? Sheesh, I have to click on a link just to decipher that one. (DeepThought07@aol.com)

Unfortunately, however, "fashizzel" has yet to appear on any SAT test. (holtbolt@comcast.net) Well...DUH...no wonder...you spelled it wrong.

Alternatively, they could try an even more radical concept: Reading some damn books. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

You can always tell the Flocabulary students. They always get that hip-hop spit all over their test papers. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

To purchase the full version, just send $19.95 to P to the O to the Box 42 / flo-cab raps will be mailin' out ta you / send a stamped letta / includa check, even betta / in time y'all will see bih-chaz pass the S.A.T. (razcactus@netzero.com)

In the old school you got rapped by a ruler..here, you ruled by a rapper. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Why use Flocabulary for test prep? Because we need money!" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Ooooh..."Ludacris" gonna sue yo' ass! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

...and 50 Cent is gonna kick YO' ass...

50 Cent: "Sure Flocabulary taught me some new words, but more importantly it taught me how to make up words nobody's ever heard before. When you get shot as much as I do, you'd be amazed at what comes outch yo mouf." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Hopelessly outdated!" exclaims Rap World. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Pathetic...anyone who admits THIS...deserves some pity points...too bad they weren't ON your SATs...

"Dammit! If only I learned my vocabulary to the rhythms of KC and the Sunshine Band, I would have nailed the SATs." (tpanner@hotmail.com)