(Updated 18 May 07)

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Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
(Site suggested by irochford@optusnet.com.au)

Whoa! This outfit just isn't Kosher! (rod.renner@juno.com)

I am wondering...is the flying baby made of bacon? It was like a very surreal game of which of following three doesn't belong with the others. (mikepena@verizon.net)

I am doing you all a favor, don't order this! The bacon smell is lost after the very first dry cleaning. I am now reduced to rubbing actual bacon upon it every Saturday! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com) Odd thing is you never leave the house after.

Dry clean only -- hell, yeah. You can't imagine what happens if you put it in the dryer... (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

I can see this in one of those "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon" bits (bad pun) that they do on sitcoms. "It really smells like bacon in here." Viola, Kevin Bacon arrives in this suit. (lhill@bryant.edu) No, I'm sorry - bacon should be cooked to 160 degrees. ;)

Fashion has gone to the dogs. (lsamarri@aol.com)

If you sweat in it, does it make gravy? (mr_didgers@hotmail.com) If you eat the gravy...does it make you a pig?

You can go to the prom in bacon, get married in bacon, but do NOT go to your Bar Mitzvah in bacon! (mimsydivine@earthlink.net; tstrontium90@aol.com)

So for once, she'll look at you like you're a piece of meat. (mr_didgers@hotmail.com) Dead meat, but meat nonetheless.

Nothing more than a mere trend--a flash in the pan. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

I couldn't help myself....like a crack addict....I HAD to click the link for "View our Weirdest Products." (lhill@bryant.edu) And that is why we like you here at HMO.

This adds new meaning to the term: bringing home the bacon. (rod.renner@juno.com)

You know you smell bad when someone gives you a bacon-scented suit to improve your odor. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com) Let's see...Tic-Tac or bacon suit...Tic-Tac or bacon suit? If you need the bacon suit, you REALLY need to reassess your hygiene habits.

The perfect thing to wear when your girlfriend is a real pig. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

And in a recent study, 4 out of 5 dogs preferred the taste of the bacon tuxedo over that of the regular postal uniform. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Honey, run!! He's gonna tell you to squeal like a pig! (jdcoops3@aol.com) Shipping and Deliverance is extra.

Go on, go out, get fried while she gets toasted, and if you're lucky, you'll wind up in a scramble and get breakfast in bed. (tstrontium90@aol.com)

Can't help but wonder what kind of sex life anybody wearing a bacon scented anything is going to have. (WJKbase@aol.com) Smmmmmmmmokin'!

How is it I'm still working for minimum wage and William Hung is getting work as a male model? (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

He might be wearing the suit but he ain't porkin' her! (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

...and she came to the family reunion wearing her dress that smelled like eggs. Right then I knew we was gonna be married ferever. (lhill@bryant.edu)

Let's face it, you're going to come home with a dog anyway, so this will help you attract her. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com) Might as well cut to the chase...oh, look...I made a dog funny.

Defibrillator/cummerbund not included. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

Funny, vertical stripes usually make you look thinner. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Oh, you're just hoping someone will touch your buns...

"I wish I wore an Oscar Mayer wiener!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)