(Updated 19 Dec 07)

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Nathan's House of Gum

Let me be the first of 1000 people to say that this website really blows! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Detectives investigated Nathan's House. Ironically they only found gumshoes. (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

Sure! Let's all chew gum! The kids, the cat, the dog, the fish....how about grandpa? He has no teeth, but he can gum it anyway! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Now they just need "virtual gum" for TMJ sufferers. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

Dear Nathan: My dog couldn't produce any bubbles with your Seafood Platter Gum. I think it's missing one ingredient...a blowfish! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Wow, Nathan sure has a lot of gumption. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

He may not have succeeded in pushing the envelope as a jet fighter pilot, but pushing the gum envelope was right up Nathan's alley. (tpanner@hotmail.com) I always used to call it a "wrapper".

I guess this whole idea is some sort of a new ex-spearmint. (airfarcewon@aol.com)

What comes next? A gum that tastes like chicken? Talk about sitting around and chewing the fat! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Now, there's a great idea, Buy Gum! (airfarcewon@aol.com) Okay, go ahead and give them a free slogan.

They dedicate a whole company to making gum and gum related products and all they can do is come up with six of them? (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your size...

Coming soon, Viagra Bubble Gum...for those having difficulty shooting your wad! (maxcel200@aol.com)