(Updated 21 Jan 07)
Plus, you can only buy it on a layaway plan. (email@example.com)
Your loved one need no longer be taken for granite. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
OH-NO! They're gonna show that embarrassing thing I did over and over for eternity. It was bad enough when it showed up on YouTube. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Oh, great... won't that "increase" the amount of time I have to stand there and mourn? (email@example.com) Smile and at least look interested...you never know if this is gonna show up on yours, right?
Make that 15 minutes of fame last for eternity. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
You know instead of that Vidstone thingie, is it possible to just have a sports ticker on my headstone? In death, surely the Indians will finally win a World Series! Go Tribe in 2158! I'll be laying here waiting. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)
For an extra few bucks we'll try to make your life seem interesting, if that's possible, by preceding your Vidstone with two short features: 'The Life of an Ameba' and 'Paint Drying Tips From Office Depot' (email@example.com)
Looks like John Edwards has expanded his market! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well this is a good idea...so long as I'm not in the 'coming attractions'. (email@example.com)
Oh, goody! Some more stuff I can request Netflix to add to the queue! (firstname.lastname@example.org) And it would still be more entertaining than Mulholland Drive!
I guess you might call this sort of a Photo Finish. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Another AS SEEN ON TV product? Does it come with a lifetime warranty? (email@example.com)
Take the kids over to Grandma's "new place," put on a Barney video and you're free for the day. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) You know, this is the kinda thing that would have Grandma turning over in...uh um...never mind.
This is the LAST thing I would wish for....Er, wait, let me rephrase that.... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
One day in the future, Jenna Jameson will have the most popularly visited gravesite. (email@example.com)
The nerve of some dead people, I tell ya...
Just great! Bad enough to get dragged to the boneyard but now I have to endure home movies too! (firstname.lastname@example.org)