(Updated 21 Jan 07)


The URL:

Vidstone
(Suggested by mistahtom@aol.com)

Before viewing the video tribute to Grandpa, you get to watch a Chevy commercial. Ironically, it was the kind of car that ran him over. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Plus, you can only buy it on a layaway plan. (skibip@aol.com)

Your loved one need no longer be taken for granite. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

OH-NO! They're gonna show that embarrassing thing I did over and over for eternity. It was bad enough when it showed up on YouTube. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Oh, great... won't that "increase" the amount of time I have to stand there and mourn? (holtbolt@comcast.net) Smile and at least look interested...you never know if this is gonna show up on yours, right?

Make that 15 minutes of fame last for eternity. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

You know instead of that Vidstone thingie, is it possible to just have a sports ticker on my headstone? In death, surely the Indians will finally win a World Series! Go Tribe in 2158! I'll be laying here waiting. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

For an extra few bucks we'll try to make your life seem interesting, if that's possible, by preceding your Vidstone with two short features: 'The Life of an Ameba' and 'Paint Drying Tips From Office Depot' (maxcel200@aol.com)

Looks like John Edwards has expanded his market! (avit.web@verizon.net)

Well this is a good idea...so long as I'm not in the 'coming attractions'. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Oh, goody! Some more stuff I can request Netflix to add to the queue! (luganrn77@yahoo.com) And it would still be more entertaining than Mulholland Drive!

I guess you might call this sort of a Photo Finish. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Another AS SEEN ON TV product? Does it come with a lifetime warranty? (rod.renner@juno.com)

Take the kids over to Grandma's "new place," put on a Barney video and you're free for the day. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) You know, this is the kinda thing that would have Grandma turning over in...uh um...never mind.

This is the LAST thing I would wish for....Er, wait, let me rephrase that.... (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

One day in the future, Jenna Jameson will have the most popularly visited gravesite. (murdoctor@aol.com)

The nerve of some dead people, I tell ya...

Just great! Bad enough to get dragged to the boneyard but now I have to endure home movies too! (rampage1984@msn.com)