(Updated 21 Oct 06)

Hosted by Slyph

The URL:

Baby Toupee
(Suggested by Murdoctor@aol.com)

Well, Slyph is off having too much fun or something...so I will be filling in for him until he can come back...yes, me, Cad.

Obviously another idiotic idea from the Baby Groomer generation. (stigg@cs.com)

Just when I thought I finished buying stuff like origami boulders and dog condoms I found something else to put my money to good use. (timamod@aol.com)

NOW we all know where Suri got her fringe!! (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Who??

Finally a solution for baby combovers..... (wizardoddz@aol.com)

"When they come out with the Chewbacca, then I'll think about it." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Whoever had the idea for this site, it must have just come off the top of their heads. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

D@MM!+ they found where I got my hairpiece. (Signed: William Shatner) (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Is your baby so bald people hand him money at the airport? Well when he slips one of these puppies on his head, his panhandling days are over. (lsamarri@aol.com) Puppy fur? I'm alerting PETA!

Hey...these look better than the actual people's wigs they are named after. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Caution! Product is extremely toxic, flammable choking hazard. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I see they had to take down the link to the merkin department. (rochford@netaus.net.au)

For the hair-free people that want to start living vicariously through their child as soon as possible. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com) Is that the politically correct terminology for "bald" now?

Should we really be trying to help babies get laid at such a young age? (stigg@cs.com)

Regarding "The Bob"- Model baby Dustin says, "What part of 'chubby white baby from New Hampshire' made you geniuses think 'Bob Marley'? Seriously?" (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

This will only last until Rogaine is approved for babies, then they are doomed. (scice@aol.com)

You know what I think looking at that? "Years of therapy." (wedrixe@netscape.net; tpanner@hotmail.com) Well, here at HMO we do try. Ohhhhh...you meant for THE BABY!

Any parent ordering this for their kids redefines the term "wigged out". (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"Dear Sir I got my son's baby a Bob, but the kid is still ugly just like the kid in your ad. Any suggestions?" (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

This site coincides with the fact that raising a baby can be a hair-raising experience (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Rug"-rats (murdoctor@aol.com; lsamarri@aol.com)

Coming soon: Baby Dentures! (tpanner@hotmail.com)

The winner:

Don't forget their slogan: "Who loves ya, baby?"...

"That's not all... with your order, we'll throw in THE KOJAK for free!" (stan@squidworks.com)