(Updated 21 Oct 06)
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Well, Slyph is off having too much fun or something...so I will be filling in for him until he can come back...yes, me, Cad.
Obviously another idiotic idea from the Baby Groomer generation. (email@example.com)
Just when I thought I finished buying stuff like origami boulders and dog condoms I found something else to put my money to good use. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
NOW we all know where Suri got her fringe!! (email@example.com) Who??
Finally a solution for baby combovers..... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"When they come out with the Chewbacca, then I'll think about it." (email@example.com)
Whoever had the idea for this site, it must have just come off the top of their heads. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
D@MM!+ they found where I got my hairpiece. (Signed: William Shatner) (email@example.com)
Is your baby so bald people hand him money at the airport? Well when he slips one of these puppies on his head, his panhandling days are over. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Puppy fur? I'm alerting PETA!
Hey...these look better than the actual people's wigs they are named after. (email@example.com)
Caution! Product is extremely toxic, flammable choking hazard. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I see they had to take down the link to the merkin department. (email@example.com)
For the hair-free people that want to start living vicariously through their child as soon as possible. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Is that the politically correct terminology for "bald" now?
Should we really be trying to help babies get laid at such a young age? (email@example.com)
Regarding "The Bob"- Model baby Dustin says, "What part of 'chubby white baby from New Hampshire' made you geniuses think 'Bob Marley'? Seriously?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
This will only last until Rogaine is approved for babies, then they are doomed. (email@example.com)
You know what I think looking at that? "Years of therapy." (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com) Well, here at HMO we do try. Ohhhhh...you meant for THE BABY!
Any parent ordering this for their kids redefines the term "wigged out". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Dear Sir I got my son's baby a Bob, but the kid is still ugly just like the kid in your ad. Any suggestions?" (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
This site coincides with the fact that raising a baby can be a hair-raising experience (email@example.com)
"Rug"-rats (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
Coming soon: Baby Dentures! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Don't forget their slogan: "Who loves ya, baby?"...
"That's not all... with your order, we'll throw in THE KOJAK for free!" (email@example.com)