(Updated 23 Sep 07)
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If you can't look cool, you might as well be cool. (email@example.com)
Reduces drinking and driving to its simplest terms! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
You can even put food in it. (email@example.com) Why would you waste precious beer space to do that???
If only Foster Brooks could've lived long enough for this... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Isn't it my luck something better comes out after I buy it. I wonder if my dog scooter could address these cooler needs as well? (email@example.com)
Redneck Segway. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Butt wait! There's more, for a limited time only you get the Cruzin' Crapper! Butt act now, supplies are limited. (email@example.com) Don't give them any ideas!
That's all well and good, but where's the little Port-a-Potty I can pull behind it? (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com) I SAID don't give them any ideas!
Not only am I a drunk... I'm a lazy drunk! No more walking around with a beer in my hand. No siree! Have beer will travel! (KittysKorner70@aol.com)
As an added benefit, Men with low sperm counts report a 19% increase in sperm from keeping the scrotum cooler. (Dspur57098@aol.com)
"Cause you still need transportation when they confiscate your keys." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I guess if you're cruzin' for alcoholic chicks... (email@example.com) What do you mean "IF"??
Aftermarket links? Oh sure, 'cus it'll be kinda pricey to replace that dented Wal-Mart ice chest lid with one direct from the manufacturer. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
As seen in the movie that is sweeping the nation - "Lazy Rider". (email@example.com)
Coming soon - Cruzin' Propane Grill! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Isn't that called "tailgating"?
The rest of you can make jokes all you want. Me, I'm ordering the one with the Lone Star bikini chick!! (email@example.com)
Nothin' says "badass" like a camouflage cover for your motorized ice chest. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I'm gonna affix one of those go-cart orange flag doohickies on mine - so my family can spot me in the crowd...
Coming to a county fair near you. (email@example.com)