(Updated 23 Sep 08)

The URL:

Louisville Free Face
(Site brought to you by archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Cadeaux will choose a winner as soon as she returns from her vacation in Louisville. (Truckerex@comcast.net) Oh...bite your tongue!

NOW...on to the contest...

I've found my future husband! Thanks HumorMeOnline! (AntKitty@antics.org) Thank you so much...vodka always tastes sooooo much better when you are expelling it forcefully.

Okay, seriously...now the contest...

Mom, I'm not going to fix your computer anymore if you leave this as your home page. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

I see Kid Rock's 15 minutes of fame are up. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

This guy could wind up with some problems he may not be able to lick. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"To all the beautiful, single women in the Louisville area... RUN! RUN AWAY!" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

With a face as ugly as his, he's better off burying it between some woman's thighs. (arlenekader@aol.com)

Now I have seen everything, PORNIFCATION that could only come from outer space. I am warming up my space craft and taking off. GERANIMO!!!! (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Okay, I'm starting the pool. Pick a date for the first time he's on Oprah. (seeker@vcoms.net)

And to all women who think this free service is a great deal, there's a lawyer in Nigeria who needs your help in getting $14 million out of the country. And there is this bridge in London you can buy real cheap. and... (skibip@aol.com)

The servers are probably crashing as his in box is flooded with emails from supermodels. (Truckerex@comcast.net)

That's nothing - I give women free digital breast exams. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

I can't believe this web ad is serious..tongue in cheek, right? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Well, here's something to clear up all the assertion that women just want an honest man who wants to please them and asks nothing in return. (seeker@vcoms.net)

I think this guy should give up hope of "beautiful, single women" and hope for "breathing." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Um...I'm not going there...

Free sex? What's the catch? Er...Don't answer that! (retrometro@rogers.com)