(Updated 24 Jan 06)

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The Ultralight Flying Scooter
(Site suggested by glacier68@comcast.net)

And now...the hell of copters takes a dive with:

Honestly, I can think of better and cheaper ways to commit suicide. (strontium901@juno.com)

Someone got all tanked up watching Mad Max movies again, didn't they? (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com) This would make Mel wish he was never bourne...

Invented by the same brother that talked you into the umbrella leap from the roof. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"Don't have enough toys? Give your irresponsible, beer-chugging, just-graduated from-high-school, teenage son this baby and borrow it on weekends! And remember, his life insurance will pay for your next condo!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

You know, there really is nothing quite so scary as being out on the Bonneville Salt Flats and being attacked by a giant ear of corn... (HerzogVon@aol.com) You too?

The two people standing on a beach at the top of the page are scattering the ashes of the last person who bought one of these. (parlansharvest@yahoo.com)

Well, it has to be better than the $3975 I spent on that brand new Yugo a couple decades ago. (JOSQUARD@aol.com) (Now Yugo knows who bought the other one.)

Yes, it's true! For 4 grand you too can own a Big Wheel with a fan on the back! (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Apparently the John Denver model was discontinued. (shep@compascable.net)

One good way to get away from mean dogs and bitchy wives. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

THESE are what Homeland Security has spent billions on? Now all they have to do is get terrorists to try to fly them. (wedrixe@netscape.net) There is still time...

Hopefully the profits from this invention will pay for the litigation from his last offering the " Rocket powered Walker " marketed to the elderly. (edprocoat@msn.com)

The phrase "The maximum pilot weight should be under 210 pounds" is not conducive to big sales in the world's most obese nation. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com; Paracletus3@Earthlink.net)

What? No mention of a black box? Well then...

The scooter comes equipped with a 180 decibel, 22 kilowatt, fully automated distress caller. Prerecorded alerts include, "Oh shit! I don't know how to land this thing!", and "Tell my wife I love her very much!" (tpanner@hotmail.com)