(Updated 24 Jun 07)
Wedding Ring Coffin
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If you think about it, all wedding rings originally come in cases resembling coffins. Doesn't this tell you something? (WJKbase@aol.com)
A perfect way to spend your alimony! (email@example.com)
If your fingers are sooo fat you need a 6 1/4" x 2 1/4" box to fit your ring I have a good guess why the marriage soured. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Soooo, if I say that Elizabeth Taylor is my 'Best Friend Forever', do I get a really great discount? (email@example.com)
Sorry, I prefer cremation for mine... (Airfarcewon@aol.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
I see they made it long enough for your ex-spouse's finger as well...should they be reluctant to give up the ring. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org) Well, I'm sure it won't be the first time they've given you the finger.
Buy one get one free (for the second divorce). (email@example.com) "Awww honey, that's so thoughtful...hey, wait a damn minute!"
Hey dudes, I bought one to keep my weed in. (firstname.lastname@example.org) That was stupid...you could have spent the money on...well...more weed, duh!
If you lost it we can furnish you with a dead ringer! (email@example.com)
I find that product offensive.......OK, she's gone, do they take VISA? (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
And until the marriage dies, the newlywed bride can use it to store your balls in. You won't be needing them anyway. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
"You may now kiss-off the bride." (email@example.com)
Funny, your ring will be laid to rest. But in your marriage you never got laid and never had any rest. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
But these two romanticists here remind us to remember to be sentimental...
What a waste: You can't hock it if you bury it! (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)