(Updated 24 Oct 07)
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What's next, Jingle Balls? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Figures boobs would be attracted to boobs. (email@example.com)
"Great, now all I have to do is mount it on the wall, drill a penis hole about two feet below it and my life as a hermit is complete." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Uhhhh...ummmm...ohhhh...kay...
I can think of a better way to mount a rack like that. (email@example.com) Well, I'll just let you and tpanner alone so you can compare notes.
Woo-hoo! I'm done with Christmas shopping for 1/2 the family! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hell...who needs that, I'll just get my wife liquored up and have her dance... (email@example.com) Yeah, but what about the rest of those poor slobs who want one??
I'm ashamed to admit I could watch those ads for hours. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
You guys need to pick another site to make fun of. Every time my wife glances over at the computer she thinks I'm looking at porno. (email@example.com)
OK, so how much is your sales cut from the deal? (DOrr221@comcast.net) Damn, you guys are on to me.
FINALLY...something worthy of a spot next to my Singing Bass! (Ponytayl@cox.net)
They tried it with scrotums first, but people just laughed. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Funny, I thought people woulda figured they were just nuts.
Runs on two size DD cells. (email@example.com) Better than those AAA ones.
Hey, these things go back to the 70's. I saw them on Nippleodeon! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Okay, I have to admit..."Nippleodeon" IS a damned good pun.
"....And if I catch you with that thing in bed, you're BOTH busted!" (email@example.com)
Now all there's left to do is to make the titties dispense the beer. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I just hope your Mom doesn't mind you hanging it up in her basement...
When you've finally given up on bringing home a date. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)