(Updated 24 Oct 07)

The URL:

Jingle Jugs
(Site suggested by bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

What's next, Jingle Balls? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Figures boobs would be attracted to boobs. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

"Great, now all I have to do is mount it on the wall, drill a penis hole about two feet below it and my life as a hermit is complete." (tpanner@hotmail.com) Uhhhh...ummmm...ohhhh...kay...

I can think of a better way to mount a rack like that. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com) Well, I'll just let you and tpanner alone so you can compare notes.

Woo-hoo! I'm done with Christmas shopping for 1/2 the family! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Hell...who needs that, I'll just get my wife liquored up and have her dance... (jaberwock@yahooy.com) Yeah, but what about the rest of those poor slobs who want one??

I'm ashamed to admit I could watch those ads for hours. (scalpel@aol.com)

You guys need to pick another site to make fun of. Every time my wife glances over at the computer she thinks I'm looking at porno. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

OK, so how much is your sales cut from the deal? (DOrr221@comcast.net) Damn, you guys are on to me.

FINALLY...something worthy of a spot next to my Singing Bass! (Ponytayl@cox.net)

They tried it with scrotums first, but people just laughed. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com) Funny, I thought people woulda figured they were just nuts.

Runs on two size DD cells. (rod.renner@juno.com) Better than those AAA ones.

Hey, these things go back to the 70's. I saw them on Nippleodeon! (maxcel200@aol.com) Okay, I have to admit..."Nippleodeon" IS a damned good pun.

"....And if I catch you with that thing in bed, you're BOTH busted!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Now all there's left to do is to make the titties dispense the beer. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I just hope your Mom doesn't mind you hanging it up in her basement...

When you've finally given up on bringing home a date. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; archerjoe@hotmail.com)