(Updated 25 Mar 07)

The URL:

Governed, of course, by Roberts Rules of Order. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com) Don't give them any ideas!

The URL to this page? A Bob-o-link. (strontium901@juno.com)

Everything unnamed has a chance to enter the club, if the objects are then called Thingamabobbers. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

There's a whole bunch of blonde men named Robert that feel rejected right now because they can't join. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Damm, I was hoping it sold clubs to beat Smiling Bob (form those damn TV ads) with. (rampage1984@msn.com) Clubs made of wood?

If I "bob" a man with something sharp, can he then join? (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Could Bob-bob-bob-bob-bob-ra-ann join? (that's from my mom :) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Hey..."Mom", like "Bob", is spelled the same forwards and backwards...coincidence? I think not!

It's funny, my supervisor always talked about spending her evenings with her friend, "Bob". I found out later, that BOB stood for "Battery Operated Boyfriend". (Phaartking@yahoo.com)

That reminds me ... I have to pick up some shishkabobs for the grill next weekend... (luganrn77@yahoo.com) I've got a great recipe from Bobby Flay I could send you.

Hey Guys! You may know all that crap about BOBS...but you don't know JACK shit about anything else! (maxcel200@aol.com)

I don't need a club membership card to remember MY name! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"...build the biggest Bob site ever on the Internet" There are OTHERS? Fuck me! (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

And yet, the site store doesn't sell Bobbleheaded dolls. I'd spring for one. (strontium901@juno.com) Enough with the ideas for them already!

I get the feeling a lot of guys who look at this site feel like they've been robbed. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Damned search engine! I wanted BOOBS! B-O-O-B-S!" (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

"Yeah...he's having a reunion party...it's BYOB..."

"Hi, Bob. It's Bob calling. I can't make it to the Bob club for bowling. Can you tell Bob to bowl for me? I have to meet Bob at Bob's place. It's a family matter. Yes, Bob's my uncle." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)