(Updated 25 May 08)

The URL:

Mail a Brick to Bulk Mailers...
(Site suggested by DOrr221@comcast.net)

Be sure not to supply your return address! (rod.renner@juno.com)

Actually, junk mailers would love to receive bricks by mail--as long as they're made of gold or platinum. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Strange but true: my college roommate used "mailed a brick" as a euphemism to stay out of the restroom for a while. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Gives a whole new meaning to "bulk" mail.

Gotta make a quick trip to the mortuary, back soon. (seeker@vcoms.net)

I built a new house in Malibu thanks to all the bricks I received after sending out postage free mailers. Hey guys, thanks for giving everyone the idea. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Someone must have had a creative block to come up with this one. (retrometro@rogers.com)

I think that reading this web page was more annoying than receiving junk mail. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Too bad there's not a spam equivalent.

Yes, you can mail it, or just walk by and toss it through the window. (Ringo@illuschoen.net)

This is the mortar of all "Gotcha's" (Airfarcewon@aol.com) "See, ment"ion this idea to someone and they'll make a pun out of it.

Proceeds go to the Post Office to buy trusses and back braces for the carriers. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Skip the brick--mail them a teaspoonful of neutron star material and bankrupt them with one envelope. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Shoot, the mailroom staff at Capital One must be halfway to a brick patio by now! (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com) I think they've probably had enough to have built that house in Malibu.

The sixteenth reason why people shouldn't live in glass houses. (retrometro@rogers.com)

Do they deliver these below the MASON/Dixon line? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Oh, they are so going to nail you to the wall for this...

Being the rebel that I am, I think I'll send my bulk mail to a brickyard instead. (ponytayl@cox.net)