(Updated 26 Mar 06)

The URL:

AOL CD Collecting Book Offer
(Site suggested by blue_goddess57@yahoo.com)

"What?! They're not just for coasters anymore?" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Welcome, You've got sh!t for brains." (mistahtom@aol.com)

Thank you AOL! Just what I needed to store all 100 of those free discs you sent me now totaling 10,000 free hours of AOL time! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Sparky's favorite group? Styx. Favorite song? "Too Much Time on My Hands." (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com) Almost as much as you had thinking up THIS entry?? ;)

AOL ought to print an upside down biplane on their next CD. That should pump some life into the hobby. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Now it's "Book Price Slashed To $4.95", pretty soon it'll be "Just Send Me An AOL CD And I'll Send You A Damn Book!" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Isn't this the same guy that actually made chain mail armor from beer can pull tabs? (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Hey, no fair guessing what our next dot.comedy victim will be.

People need a book to learn how to throw crap away? (scalpel@aol.com)

Wow! For a second there, George Bush looked like a genius. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Let me guess...your page wasn't completely loaded?

I can't wait for the sequel, "The Complete Guide to Carpet Cleaning Coupon Collecting". (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

You know...I'd be too embarrassed to send IN a testimonial, even if it were this one...

"I enjoyed it for 100 hours FREE (I returned it for a full refund)!" (stan@squidworks.com)