(Updated 28 Dec 08)

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"The Hand" R/C Window Sign
(Site brought to you by Archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Who needs that? I would think that the "Dead Mother-In-Law In Trunk" sign would tell them more about me, don't you? :::squints eyes, laughs maniacally:::: (GerriHan65@aol.com)

I heard the company that makes this product is part of the $700 billion bailout. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

40 bucks to flip the bird??? I can do it manually for nuthin"!!! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Living in Los Angeles, I really only need it to make one gesture. And I'm already pretty good at that one. (215delivery@gmail.com)

Wouldn't it be easier to just post my menstrual cycle in my window? (ponytayl@cox.net) Yeah...but also a lot messier.

Now you can answer that age old question: "What's your sign?" (retrometro@rogers.com)

I don't see why people would pay money for something like this when you've got children who ride in back that will do it for free! (arlenekader@aol.com) When you can get them to put down their video games.

Mmmuuuuuuuuch safer than talking on a cell phone. (seeker@vcoms.net)

I love this thing. Also, it's a great way to get yourself shot by a van full of gansta rappers. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

archerjoe was the only person to make any 6-finger reference...what is WRONG with you people????...

Be careful around Inigo Montoya, this hand has six fingers. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)