(Updated 29 Apr 07)

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Banana Guard

Sublime Green would also make a nice burial casket for Blurby the dancing banana. (SPTirish@aol.com) Man...that is soooooooo cruel!

"Is that a banana guard in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" (skibip@aol.com; DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

First I thought it was a condom, then I tried to put it on... (naskarkid9@Aol.com)

Didn't Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp use this as a gun? (guitartexn@aol.com) Whoa...you are OLD. ;)

Jocks everywhere are confused and in pain. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

I don't think I would want my "banana" bent that much in the middle. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) You know, they probably spent countless minutes coming up with this design and all you think about is "your" banana. I tell ya. Men.

The top-of-the-line model is when you opened the case you hear about ten bars of Belafonte's Day-O. (humorbear@aol.com)

batteries not included (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo,com)

Can be adjusted to fit for Peyronie's. (luganrn77@yahoo.com) 5...4...3...2...admit it...you are Googling right about now.

My Grandma invented that years ago. I remember finding it as a child, except hers was way bigger and had batteries. Blatant copyright infringement. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"What if, for some strange reason. Oh, I don't know why, I might want to carry a cucumber to lunch?" (dAvIdgOtrIbE@AOl.cOm) DoN't Do ThIs WiTh YoUr ScReEn NaMe AgAiN, i'Ll HaVe To DeDuCt PoInTs...AnD sMaCk YoU.

Cad, you're not fooling us. You are preparing us for your next set of HMO prize giveaways, aren't you? (guitartexn@aol.com)

The idea's fine, but Trojan started making banana guards years ago. Besides, aren't holes supposed to be bad in those things. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

OMG! I just got to see the last entry about the sheep - and you follow THAT with a banana guard? Lord, I hope it works better than a regular condom! Or, er, umm, at least much better than a sheepskin one! (blue_goddess57@yahoo.com)

Just out of curiosity, are the lid's edges sharp enough to, say, sever something? (wedrixe@netscape.net) Are you hoping or hoping not?

Apparently, if your banana doesn't bend to the right, you're S.O.L. my friend. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Yes, but what's the point of having ventilation for a banana if it's locked in a lunch box? (vinyllover45@yahoo.com) Well, so when it starts to decompose because you totally forgot about it that last day of school...it can drip out?

Airport security: What's this? Woman: Uh....It protects my bananas. Security: Why is it vibrating? (lhill@vhb.com)

We know what you're thinking, the answer is 'yes', we do make shin guards too. (monetmonet@artlover.com) Yeah...THAT is what we all were thinking.

And if bananas don't agree with you, try the new Coconut Guard! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Great idea! I think I'll order a bunch of 'em (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The site should be in Spanish so every ranchero can buy one for his little chiquita. (skibip@aol.com) Cute...maybe too cute.

Call me crazy, but four "D" batteries aren't going to leave much room for the banana. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

Uhhh...ummm...let's just say I'm the corporate morale booster?...

What, the people at work don't make fun of you enough? (SPTirish@aol.com)