(Updated 29 Aug 07)
Fish 'n Flush
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Shouldn't this be called, "Fish n' Chips"? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
I'm going Yuppie with the Fishtub Buddies bath and shower unit! I'm feeling up-scale. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I was too afraid to click on the "Photo Gallery". (email@example.com) Why not? Too 'ichy'?
Not recommended for piranha owners. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
What's next? See through planters, so you can raise an ant farm? (GerriHan65@aol.com)
"A great way to potty train your cat." (email@example.com)
After the Mrs. visits this area of the house following Mexican fiesta night at the local pub, how long do they expect these fish to live? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Their motto: "Don't have a dog? Blame it on the fish instead!"
Just add that little Ty-D-Bol man in the rowboat with fishing gear for a complete effect. (email@example.com)
What a stupid design. Every time I see fish, I have to pee. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
I just can't "go" with someone watching, even it IS some dumb fish. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Fear not...
Comes complete with a little curtain for those who are creeped out by pets watching them take a dump. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Finally, a way for me to convince my wife to let me install a toilet in the living room. (email@example.com)
Now available at Bed, Bass & Beyond. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Who in the heck wants their bathroom to be "the center of attention?" In what kind of house do they think I live? "Yes, I see you have an original manuscript of 'Catcher in the Rye' in your oaken Victorian Library, but I REALLY want to see your Fish 'n' Flush." (email@example.com) Well, far be it from me to suggest putting any reading material IN the bathroom...but...sometimes ya just gotta go with the flow.
We also have a wide assortment of "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts you'll undoubtedly want to order. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Give your man a reason to put the lid down. (email@example.com) A guy sent this. Hmmm...stands to reason? Well, maybe not.
Now I'll finally find out what it takes to piss off a goldfish. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
Hey, it just brings the fish a few steps closer to where they're ultimately headed, anyway. (firstname.lastname@example.org; KittysKorner70@aol.com)
What kind of fish you got in there? What else...crappie. (email@example.com)
This gives new meaning to the phrase "bottom feeder." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Yes...but at least YOU can close your eyes...
Poor fish, they'll have the same life I do. Every day, I get to stare at the same assholes... (GerriHan65@aol.com)