(Updated 29 Aug 07)

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Fish 'n Flush
(Site suggested by imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Shouldn't this be called, "Fish n' Chips"? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I'm going Yuppie with the Fishtub Buddies bath and shower unit! I'm feeling up-scale. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

I was too afraid to click on the "Photo Gallery". (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com) Why not? Too 'ichy'?

Not recommended for piranha owners. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

What's next? See through planters, so you can raise an ant farm? (GerriHan65@aol.com)

"A great way to potty train your cat." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

After the Mrs. visits this area of the house following Mexican fiesta night at the local pub, how long do they expect these fish to live? (lhill@bryant.edu) Their motto: "Don't have a dog? Blame it on the fish instead!"

Just add that little Ty-D-Bol man in the rowboat with fishing gear for a complete effect. (rod.renner@juno.com)

What a stupid design. Every time I see fish, I have to pee. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

I just can't "go" with someone watching, even it IS some dumb fish. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Fear not...

Comes complete with a little curtain for those who are creeped out by pets watching them take a dump. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Finally, a way for me to convince my wife to let me install a toilet in the living room. (hunkaspam@yahoo.com)

Now available at Bed, Bass & Beyond. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Who in the heck wants their bathroom to be "the center of attention?" In what kind of house do they think I live? "Yes, I see you have an original manuscript of 'Catcher in the Rye' in your oaken Victorian Library, but I REALLY want to see your Fish 'n' Flush." (lhill@bryant.edu) Well, far be it from me to suggest putting any reading material IN the bathroom...but...sometimes ya just gotta go with the flow.

We also have a wide assortment of "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts you'll undoubtedly want to order. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Give your man a reason to put the lid down. (stan@squidworks.com) A guy sent this. Hmmm...stands to reason? Well, maybe not.

Now I'll finally find out what it takes to piss off a goldfish. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Hey, it just brings the fish a few steps closer to where they're ultimately headed, anyway. (mahoneycjm@comcast.net; KittysKorner70@aol.com)

What kind of fish you got in there? What else...crappie. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

This gives new meaning to the phrase "bottom feeder." (mulepiper@yahoo.com)

Yes...but at least YOU can close your eyes...

Poor fish, they'll have the same life I do. Every day, I get to stare at the same assholes... (GerriHan65@aol.com)