(Updated 29 Mar 09)

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The URL:

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation
(Site brought to you by seeker@vcoms.net)

The TCGTF is for real? You've got to be KIDDing me. (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com; rampage1984@msn.com)

It seems these goats are given some baaaaad publicity. (retrometro@rogers.com)

No kidding, goat trauma is real and your kid could be the butt of other kids jokes at school. Butt with proper treatment and attention, your kid will be saying "naanhhy" to goats in no-time. The gruff truth is that goat meat is what's for dinner, no bull. (madavis62@windstream.net)

It's still probably better than getting gored at the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I may have it..probably explains my growing a goatee. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Did you mouse over the goat? Go ahead, I'll wait......That looks EXACTLY like my ex-mother-in-law! (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com) ....who, undoubtedly is related to...

If you scroll over the logo. the eyes turn red and fangs appear...kind of reminds me of my mother-in-law. Come to think of it, over 6000 people are traumatized by her each year as well. (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

There's even a video some jerk took of a goat ramming his kid on this site....Wait a minute! That's MY kid! That was supposed to go to AFV! (retrometro@rogers.com)

My daughter, poor thing, is haunted by the goats of Christmas past. (maxcel200@aol.com) Geez - take her there on Halloween or something from now on.

The CGTF is having a fundraising BBQ this weekend. Only 49,999 petting zoos left to go... (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

I'd be more sympathetic if there WASN'T SO MUCH MATH INVOLVED! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Seems, boys and girls, someone was taken to a petting zoo in their youth.

Looking at the website traumatized ME so I'm starting the Childhood Goat Website Trauma Foundation. (ponytayl@cox.net)

Forget counting sheep to go to sleep! Counting goats can put you right out! One, two, SMACK! ZZZzzzzz..... (retrometro@rogers.com)

Let's just hope the sheep don't get any ideas after all those years of being traumatized by shepherds. (tpanner@hotmail.com) ...or if you prefer...

Yeah, but where's the foundation for goats traumatized by horny hillbillies? (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

I never, never let anyone get my goat. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM) Ummm...especially e-merlin001?

Yeah, I was bothered by an old goat when I was a kid. she was my nanny and boy, was she gruff. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

No, I'm sorry - it's caused by "go...at it" trauma...it's a separate trauma altogether...

I'm horny a lot...is that caused by goat trauma? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)